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DEVIL IN DISGUISE

About Me

I'm trying to fix my life....If i sit around more than an hour my head explodes.....I want to fall in love.....my dog likes to eat my bras....i am selfish.....i like kids, but only if they tell me I'm pretty....i love sushi....i was born in the wrong era....i should have been a 50's house wife.....I'm selfish....my ass and boobs need to reverse sizes....I wish i was a little bit shorter....i want to be skinny like a crack whore...i forget a lot of things....i take forever to get ready....i have a drinking problem....I'm selfish....I don't like most people....i would take up drugs, but Im too cheap....I'm allergic to everything....I don't like to sleep at night...only in the afternoon, or during class....I have asthma and a bad attitude. who wants to be my friend? wait i don't want to be your friend....i just want to see you bleed....is that wrong?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

FRIENDS: i want to meet everyone! well almost. as long as your fun and care free and don't mind a crazy person and bad ideas once in a while. i think I'm pretty friendly. but that can be misinterpreted sometimes.AS FOR GUYS: a guy who isn't full of shit. who doesn't fuck around behind your back or feed you lines of bull shit just to stay together. one who likes girls of age. a guy with integrity and ambition in life. shining eyes and a great smile. (being a little shallow here) A guy who is FUN, FUNNY, SINCERE, LOVING, UNDERSTANDING, SUPPORTIVE, PATIENT, GOOD NATURED, ::CLEAN:: (yes i like people who shower), ADVENTUROUS, KIND, COMMITTED. and very good in bed.....lol too much?other than that...i want to meet everyone!
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My Blog

my heart

my heart is broke.but maybe it's my karma. maybe this is what i get for bob. maybe this is what i get for tossing him aside for grant. i don't know. maybe this is what i get for falling in love w some...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 00:33:00 GMT

lets play the boring catch up game

well....I'm about to graduate mortuary school. wow. i can say i finished something i started. I don't know what to do or where to go for a job now. I'm stuck here due to prerequisites of other states,...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 10:44:00 GMT

BREATHE!

step 1. give him back all his thingsTAKE A DEEP BREATH. step 2. take off the ringTAKE A DEEP BREATHstep 3. remove his pictureshere's where the problem comes in. the tears start to build up. you try an...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 16:59:00 GMT

ramblings

you need to learn to crawl before you can walk. this comes in handy when running away from the police and boys. i like the watch my sister gave me for my birthday, but i need to wear it more so it can...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:09:00 GMT

restless

I'm wasting my life. yes, I'm going to school to try to make something of it, but for the time being, I'm wasting away.I'm not happy. i thought i was, but i keep chosing the wrong guys. and it's my ow...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 12:34:00 GMT

big step for jenn

i wonder if there is anyone out there for me. just a thought. I’m so sick of assholes. and I’m so sick of drama.I’m sick of scummy guys. lies. and bull shit. and i try to stay away f...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 21:49:00 GMT

Trouble

there is a lot of trouble in my family right now. a lot. they are my 1 priority. over me, school, friends, free time, finding a real job, a new place to live, just everything!and i know i ask a lot of...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 20:50:00 GMT

what i don’t need

ok. here it is. I'm sick of all this bullshit. I'm not a piece of meat. I am a person with feelings. and more emotion than i can stand. think about this:maybe you were a mistake. maybe i shouldn't try...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:39:00 GMT

what i would really like to say

to you with the face and the stupid hair:fuck you. i hate you so much. you make me sick. you throw yourself around and will crawl into bed with anyone you meet. I feel sorry for your "girlfriend". i f...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 23:52:00 GMT

to the boys who stand a chance....

if you do not fit these requirement please do not even try.I NEED these things...1. up most understanding2. ability to keep up with me3. love of staying out late, and staying up even later4. read me, ...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 23:44:00 GMT