Random Facts about Jack Bauer:
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
Jack Bauer can torture you into giving up information you do not possess.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
Jack Bauer once opened a can of whoop ass. All he found inside was a mirror.
When President Palmer quit to start doing Allstate commercials, it took him 43 takes before he could stop saying, "You're in good hands with Jack Bauer".
Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.
Jack Bauer once tortured and killed a man using only shadow puppets.
Jack Bauer was conceived by torturing the other sperm until they gave up the location of the egg.
Jack Bauer can divide by zero.
Jack Bauer saved money on his car insurance by torturing the gecko.
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