MANDI~LYNNE...im just me... profile picture

MANDI~LYNNE...im just me...

If my hands in the cookie jar, know one thing, ima take the cookie not leave my ring

About Me


DON'T ASK ME FOR PICS
A LIL BIT BOUT ME
so i decided 2 rewrite this (hopefully i dont kum off so strong)... FIRST N FOREMOST...I AM A REAL PERSON...I AM NOT A PORN SITE...THERE IS MORE 2 ME THEN MY ASS... my name is mandi...im 27 yrs old...im single (ONLY KUZ I HATE LIERS)...from so.jerzey (609)...I KEEP IT REAL N TELL IT LIKE IT IS...I DONT SUGAR COAT SHYT IT IS WAT IT IS...i have no kids kuz i cant have them...im 5'4 looooooooong dark hair blue eyes (which are absolutly gorgeous...only thing im egotistical about)...im white italian/german/russian/swedish/english...the ass comes from my great gramma GERMAN THOROBREAD...i dont smoke but i drink...im funny n outgoing...IM NOT A PERFECT PERSON BUT I HAVE A GOOD HEART...ILL BE UR BIGGEST SUPPORTER N UR NUMBER 1 FAN...WAT U GO THRU ILL B RIGHT THERE WITH U GOIN THRU IT WITH U... i love 2 cuddle...the color pink...chanel n dior perfume...coach bags...clinique face products...dove body wash n aveeno lotion...sebastian n redken...baby phat n rocawear...airforce ones n timbs...grey goose n stoli...I LOVE HIP HOP...I LOVE MYSELF...IVE BEEN THRU ALOT IN MY LIFE...UP N DOWNS...MORE SHYT THEN MOST PPL CAN HANDLE...BUT IF I HAD IT 2 DO ALL OVER AGAIN...I WOULDNT CHANGE A THING...ALL OF IT HAS MADE ME WHO I AM...WAT DOESNT KILL U ONLY MAKES U STRONGER... i use way 2 much softner in my laundry...im DDD free...im addicted 2 sex been doin it since i was 13...face down ass up...i love MOST aspects of it...im pretty much open 2 most things...a few have been scratched off the list...n no it wont be better with u...i drive a black suzuki reno...i drink arizona green tea everyday...i stay wit my t-mobile sidekick3...i like 2 travel... i was born in oklahoma... lived in michigan... spent a summer in wisconson... went 2 orlando florida in sept 2000... LA/oceanside cali in aug 2001... richmond/VA beach virginia in july 2002... fairhope alabama in aug 2003... fairhope alabama in april 2004 2 b with my grandfather while he died... PARRIS ISLAND SC in april 2005 to watch my sister walk across that parade deck n receive her eagle globe n anchor... camp lejuene nc in july 2005... LAS VEGAS NV sept 2005 when my FAT FAT was born... huntsville alabama in oct 2005... kilgore texas in jan 2006... jamaica (HEDONISM II) in feb 2006...n i wanna go back... im in the tristate so philly n ny are frequent places...i have 4 sisters...3 i dont really kno...one thats a marine n shes getting married...MAID OF HONOR...yes i am!!!...i have 11 cousins...all younger then me n yet im one of the shortest...i get my nails n toes done...i wont have sex without a shower first (unless its that "next morning" sex)...i have my tounge n belly button peirced n 7 tattoos... i hate liers...bullshyt...onions...mustard n ketchup...bitches who think they are better then u...uggs...n them fat skater sneakers...the color yellow...ppl with no common sense...dark liquor...ppl who waste my time...buses...ppl who drive slow.. i dont discriminate but i prefer black men...sum1 thats gonna b real...I HATE LIERS...taller then me...HAIR GOTTA B NICE...clean cut...braids tight...dreads only if they kept up...I DONT DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS...N I DONT FUCK WIT LIL KIDS... I AM NOT LOOKIN FOR "MYSPACE RELATIONSHIPS" EITHER... IVE STOPPED EATING RED MEAT N PORK...IVE HAD CHICKEN A FEW TIMES...IVE LOST WEIGHT IN THE PROCESS!!!!I MISS MY FAMILY I DONT SEE...my sis in brother-in-law...my kuz doin it big in HI...my lil baby kuz n her son...sloan my krazzii kuz on on the west...my fam in cali...ima come see u soon
I MISS MY GRAMPA (R.I.P.)...ONE OF THE GREATEST MEN IVE EVER KNOWN...
IN APRIL OF 2000 I LOST ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS...R.I.P. COOT...
I MISS MONE STYLES...HIS LAUGH HIS HUMOR R.I.P. HOMIE...
R.I.P. PETE COLUMBUS BEN STEELMAN IVY BENNETT JEFF MARTIN JOSH FRENCH ...and all of our fallen military men n women
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My Interests



I'd like to meet:



Music:

RAP...HIP HOP...R&B

Books:

4 ALL THE FEMALEZ THAT KEEP QUESTIONIN ME...N GOT SUM BULLSHYT
READ MY BLOG

Heroes:


I AM A HUGE SUPPORTER OF OUR MILITARY....JUST WANNA SAY MAD LOVE N RESPECT 4 WAT YA'LL DO....

MY SISTER CORPORAL SOON 2 B MCNUTT

N MY BROTHER N LAW CORPORAL MCNUTT

MY GRAMPA (R.I.P.) WITH MY MOMZ...IONO HOW SHE PUTS UP WIT ME

MY UNCLES (ARMY MARINE ARMY)

N MY KUZ...SHE JUST NEEDS 2 REMEMBER WHERE SHE CAME FROM

N NICK...FIGHTIN THIS SHYT IN IRAQ

N MY PPLZ JOE...EVEN THO HE RETIRED

N I ALWAYZ GOT LUV 4 JAE...EVEN THO I HAD 2 BREAK IN 2 GET THIS PIC

N MY HOMIE LW THAT SEXY JAMAICAN

N DARKNESS...GLAD U MADE IT BACK HOME SAFE!!!

My Blog

MY LIFE...IF U CANT HANDLE IT...DONT OPEN

THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA HURT SOME PPL...BUT IM REALLY BOTHERED TODAY...DONT GET ME WRONG IM NOT DEPRESSED IM JUST FEELIN...EHHHMY LIFE HAS TAKEN SO MANY UPS AND DOWNS FOR AS FAR BACK AS I CAN REMEMBER....
Posted by MANDI~LYNNE...on vacation....DUECES BITCHES on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:53:00 PST

IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE TO HAVE A FWB?

I AM SINGLE...AND I ENJOY MOST OF IT...SUMTIMES I MISS THE CUDDLING (YEA I MAY B FIESTY BUT I LOVE 2 CUDDLE)...AND THE SEX WHENEVER I WANT IT...BUT MOSTLY I DONT MISS THE QUESTIONS THE JEALOUSY THE "R...
Posted by MANDI~LYNNE...on vacation....DUECES BITCHES on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:33:00 PST

IF U EAT PUSSY...READ THIS....

95% of females can't cum from sex UNLESS, they're on top..and they're on top why? so they can stimulate their clit..by doin' their lil snake charm grindin' grab on our pelvic bones..which..really does...
Posted by MANDI~LYNNE...on vacation....DUECES BITCHES on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 09:39:00 PST

SEX QUIZ ANSWERS

1. Have you had sex in three or more positions?      Yes     2. Have you had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?      Yes     3. Have you devoted a...
Posted by MANDI~LYNNE...on vacation....DUECES BITCHES on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 10:43:00 PST

WTF IS THE DEAL WIT THESE FEMALES??!??

LEMME JUST SAY..IMA LIL SICK OF THESE FEMALEZ COMIN AT ME LIKE IM 1. SCARED 2. GIVE A FUCK 3.GONNA DO SUMTHIN OVER AN EMAIL....COME ON NOW...IMA GROWN ASS WOMAN WIT GROWN ASS PROBLEMS...I AINT IN HIGH...
Posted by MANDI~LYNNE...on vacation....DUECES BITCHES on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 10:12:00 PST

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT

PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENTThis pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, and by____________________, (hereinafter ref...
Posted by MANDI~LYNNE...on vacation....DUECES BITCHES on Mon, 12 Dec 2005 06:27:00 PST