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I'd like to meet:

Okay. So.
1) I'm not looking to meet anyone that wants to date. Online relationships are for 12 year olds and pedophiles. Do not message me with "How you doing sexy?" My name is not "Sexy" or anything like that. If you live near enough for me to want to talk to you, then you live near enough to find me in person. If you live more than a 30 minute drive away, I probably don't really care about adding you as a friend unless you message me first. Random 16 year olds who send me a friend request WILL get denied. Guys who message me that are actually legal for me to date will be ignored also, because most of you are wannabe gangsters or something (not racist, this covers black, white, blue, green, etc.) OR you look as though you spend more time in front of a mirror than I do. If I wanted to date someone ghetto, then I would someone who was closer to the Eminem/Nelly range of income. Your meager income from flipping burgers or selling weed is probably less than half of mine anyway. Also, if I wanted to date someone who is more concerned with their looks than I am, then I would find a woman. Wake up, realize you have a dick, and go play in the fucking mud. Either that or quit denying that you really just want to find a nice guy for yourself. All you guys out there that do this to ANY woman on a fucking internet website really need to go out into the sunlight and realize that you're NOT going to find true love or even a one night stand on a fucking WEBSITE. No one who wants you based off of a message on myspace will be worth your time to even fuck and chuck. You're no better than the ghost white nerds who sit on here and play video games all damn day and night. Also, work on your pick up lines. "What's up sexy" is pathetic at best. All that says is that you want to have sex. Most people do. It's assumed. Try the other hand tonight. I hear it's like a whole different woman. Or hand. Either way, it will be the most action you get unless you learn how to talk to a fucking female.
2) If you are promoting your band, good luck. I'm all for local music and helping out the underdogs. As with the above people, find me in person if you want to talk to me; it's not hard to do. If you just send me something on here, then I will go with my normal assumption: I know what music I like, and it is not you.
3) I do not need back ache medicine, viagra, new shoes or clothes, free music, or anything else. If I need it, then I can go to the store and fucking buy it there. Go shove a dick in your ear, because you're probably too fucking dumb to realize the difference, and it's less of a waste of MY time.
4) Now. If you are still here, then I MIGHT want to meet you. In person. At the mall or a restaurant or through a friend. I do not get to know people online, not even for friendships. I gave that up when I got out of middle school. You should too. The internet is NO way to figure out if two people have compatable enough personalities to hold a friendship OR relationship. Again. Find me in person. I really don't ignore people in person too much, unless I can tell you're a fucking dumbass anyway.