The Infuriated Mr. Tabor - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Greetings. As you may already know, I am an angry single black man. (No elevator, though. "La Compagnie" won't let me get angry in there.) It's crazy, but I deal with it one day at a time.

All the coffee I drink probably doesn't help much, though.

The Claytonville Daily Press . Hey, even angry single black men need jobs.

My Interests

You'd think this whole "Angry Single Black Man" thing would only go so far, that it'd stop being funny after a while.

And you, my calm, sexed-up, monochromatic friend, are W-R-O-N-G!

I'd like to meet:

You, so I can kick your bitch ass!

Why?

I'm an angry (single) black man (on an elevator)!
I'm an angry (single) black man (on an elevator)!
Two stops from the top! (From the top!)
I'm an angry (single) black man (on an elevator)!

Man. That hook needs some work.

Heroes:

Ving Rhames. The original angry single black man.