My name is Pat Brennan aka Patty B. I'm 25 years old and live in the South Portland area. I lived in Africa when I was 12 years old and thats where my life started. I joined a group when I was 16 called the Southern Africa Animal Research Rec. (SAARR) In the SAARR we researched animals of all shapes and sizes. The most bizarre animal I encountered was the Southern Swee Scarper. Its a 3 legged dog like animal that eats with the base of its front foot. I moved back to the US at the age of 20. When I came back I lived in LA California for 2 more years where I took all the knowledge I learned and became a double agent. Under going a simple "tag and bag" operation I found myself deep inside an enemy camp. The only way out was through a sewer drain where I retreated to. My only alternative was to journey the unmapped pipe line. I traveled the pipe line for years it seemed when in reality it was 3 weeks. The only thing that kept me sane through the muggy, cockroach infested, Flatulence covered area was a small rat I named Master Splinter. 3 weeks passed and I crawled out of the sewer drain dehydrated and determined to find out where I was. I soon found out I was in the state of Maine in the city of South Portland where I live happily now. So thats who I am. If you would like to know anymore of my exciting life and adventures drop me a line.
