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"It's hard to bring up NASCAR cause NASCAR fans will start fighting with each other. There is always the driver they love and a driver they hate"
(from the crowd) "Jeff Gordon!!"
"Ya, know, its always Jeff Gordon! I finally figured out why a bunch of NASCAR fans don't like Gordon. It's not cause he won the points championship. It's cause he announciates. There is no place in NASCAR for that kinda stuff. Fans want a driver where you don't know what hes talkin about....and for as southern as I am, I'm like 'what?? was there any english words in that??'" -Jeff Foxworthy
"You know what pisses me off? When I turn on NASCAR and see a white guy driving the Home Depot car. THATS OUR CAR BITCH! You know what car the white guys should be driving? The Saltine car. See some of you are sitting there like, what? What are Saltines...crackers! CRACKERS! See you guys need to laugh. Like, a black guy driving NASCAR, not funny. A black guy driving the Tide car, not funny. A black guy driving the Aunt Jamima car? HISTERICAL! Black guy driving chicken car? HAHAHAHA. ~ Carlos Mencia
"I WANT A BEANER IN NASCAR!! So I called them up and said I want a team. They said ok, you need a driver and a sponser. I got a driver, his name is Julio, my sponser is 'Spic and Span.' Whats his last name? He didn't want to tell me and I didn't want to push the issue. My team will be badass!! When my car pulls into the pit, my crew will jump out of the car. We will be using other people's equipment.
'Hey man, thats my tire!'
'It no has yourname on it!!' *rolling away with tire*
You know those lines your suppose to stay in? We're crossing them!!
'Hey man, those are lines. Your suppose to respect them!'
'Yea, well we weren't suppose to cross the border too...' ~ Carlos Mencia
Disturbed - Inside The Fire