mike G

do you eat food? when i have the chance
have u ever lost an arm? no..but some have
do u run or walk? skip like a school girl
if u were an airplane, what kind would u be? i want to be a hang glider
how many kids do u own? 0
how many kids have u sold on the balck market for pesos? 2
are you jordanian? or is you name jordan? no
was it Ms. Plum in the dining room with a knife? dont ruin the fucking game...i'll figure it out sooner or later..i'm a detective for shits sake
have u ever eaten a whole box of oreo's, and than shit all over the kitchen sink? yes
do u shit often? well, when i drink lots of beer i do...
do u think anyone will read/answer this survey that i am currently making up? no
have u ever put your entire head inside of a whole pumpkin and called it a halloween costume? i am next year
should people click on those clever little banners that are always on the tops of internet windows that say u can win shit? yes...all the time....jeepers fucking creepers...hello.,...people...can u read???they are giving away free stuff all the time
think of a word that rhymes with ....car? um..the BAR
which is mightier, the pen or the alpha one assault rifle? well james bond had a laser pen...i think that would probably hurt alot
should tom cruise keep making stupid mission impossible movies? he should die...and his alien friends will take him to the mother land....aka...wyoming
is katie holmes really an alien? fuck yes she is
will darius rucker and hootie and the blowfish ever get the credit they deserve? fuck yes they will...and i will make sure...they rock damn it....i'm serious...they fucking do
will mexicans ever put their energy into making their own country a better place or just keep coming up with elaborate ways to sneak into ours? no....they will just continue sleeping alot
will I be a famous masseuse to the stars? why as a matter of fact you will, you stunning gentleman you
will you sleep naked tonight? no..i sleep in toga...for i am a roman king....the peopole expect nothing less than for their king to sleep in sheek wool cloth togas
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