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About Me

Brief overview of my life right now: I go to school full time at ITT Tech for Computer Networking and Securities. I work part time as a para sub for the Edina Public School district. I have a puppy named Zoey that I love dearly. I just recently started dating the most wonderful man I've ever met. I spend my free time with him or with the best group of friends anyone could ever ask for. I wouldn't trade them for the world. Anything else you want to know, just ask.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Brett Johnson, the Bassist for Atmosphere. He's dreamy.
And anyone that can play the keytar.

Music:

"I want to bathe in a tub of grape juice. When I'd get out, I'd be all purple and delicious." --Me, on my love for grape juice.

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Brief overview of my life right now:
I go to school full time at ITT Tech for Computer Networking and Securities. I work part time as a para sub for the Edina Public School district. I have a puppy named Zoey that I love dearly. I just recently started dating the most wonderful man I've ever met. I spend my free time with him or with the best group of friends anyone could ever ask for. I wouldn't trade them for the world. Anything else you want to know, just ask. Music Against Me
Amerikan Junk
BlestEnation
Christina Aguilara
Dean Martin
Deftones
Dropkick Murphys
Elton John
Frank Sinatra
NoFX
Soulfly
System of a Down
Tiger Army
The Vandals
Zebra Head

Movies Alice in Wonderland
Back To The Future
The Benchwarmers
Big Daddy
Billy Madison
Empire Records
Grandma's Boy
Labrynth
Napoleon Dynamite
SLC Punk
Super Troopers
Waynes World
Wizard of Oz

Television
Alias
America's Next Top Model
American Dad
CSI
Family Guy
Futurama
Hell's Kitchen
Law and Order
NCIS
Project Runway
The Rachael Ray Show
Sex in The City
So You Think You Can Dance
South Park

Books
Alice In Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass
Dude, Where's My Country
Fargo Rock City
Harry Potter
In Cold Blood
Memoirs of a Geisha

Magazines
Jane
Lucky
Reader's Digest
Rolling Stone
Some Of My Favorite MySpaces

The Holy Placebo
Topperz
Herpe Hancock
Cizzspace
Danny
Fatbottom Girl
Josh
Lueze
PetriSpace ◊ Home ◊Message◊Befriend ◊ I.M. ◊Favorite ◊Block ◊Blog-o-rama ◊Pictures ◊

Movies:

Alice in Wonderland
Back To The Future
The Benchwarmers
Big Daddy
Billy Madison
Empire Records
Grandma's Boy
Labrynth
Napoleon Dynamite
SLC Punk
Super Troopers
Waynes World
Wizard of Oz

Television:

Alias
America's Next Top Model
American Dad
CSI
Family Guy
Futurama
Hell's Kitchen
Law and Order
NCIS
Project Runway
So You Think You Can Dance

Books:

Alice In Wonderland and Through the Looking Glass
Dude, Where's My Country
Fargo Rock City
Harry Potter
In Cold Blood
Memoirs of a Geisha

My Blog

Three Things

Three Things Three things that scare me: 1Being alone forever 2Being forgotten 3Police Three people who make me laugh: 1Josh 2Kristen 3Dan Three Things I love:1Zoey 2My fami...
Posted by Anal Fissure on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:38:00 PST

More Alphabet Fun

the alphabet the letter A. are you available: Nope, Happily taken what is your age?: 26 what annoys you: All sorts of things the letter B. do you live in a big house: hardly when is your...
Posted by Anal Fissure on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:30:00 PST

Oh Sweet, Sweet Alcohol

1.What is your favorite beer? Blue Moon 2. What is your favorite liquor? Vodka 3. What is your favorite shot? Redheaded Slut 4. What will you NOT drink? Any brown liquors 5. Are you a "hard ass" whe...
Posted by Anal Fissure on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:11:00 PST

My Life Via The Alphabet

A - AVAILABLE: Nope. Very much taken and very much falling in love. B - BIRTHDAY: Jan. 22. C - CAT'S NAME: I hate cats. D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD: Milk. E - EASIE...
Posted by Anal Fissure on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:02:00 PST

Oh, My Sinuses: A Rant

Once again, winter has arrived; the world, well, Minneapolis, at least, has been dusted with snow and my sinuses are throbbing. My head feels like it's been filled with cement. I find, as ...
Posted by Anal Fissure on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 02:02:00 PST

My Ten Names

1. YOUR REAL NAME:Lisa Hagen 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, favorite cookie)Vanilla Chocolate Chip 3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of your last nam...
Posted by Anal Fissure on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:36:00 PST

This is for Kristen and all her lame-o emo friends....

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Posted by Anal Fissure on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:22:00 PST

I need a hobby

The longest survey you'll ever fill out! Do the world a favor: fill it out and post it for all your friends.... Do this because the person who did this didn't sit here for ages for nothing. Answer all...
Posted by Anal Fissure on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 11:50:00 PST

Ugh

I hate being sick. The end.
Posted by Anal Fissure on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:30:00 PST

I'm guessing on some of the older ones...

How old were you when you first...?" 1. Fell in love 18 2. Lost someone close to you 19 3. Drank alcohol 6 maybe. Dad gave me a sip of beer at a BBQ. 4. smoked weed 16 5. Got kissed ...
Posted by Anal Fissure on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:25:00 PST