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Jordan

A bowl of Kashi is the culinary opposite of Chicken Wings

About Me

heyy yo
my name is jordan
im 16
I run cross country
and I am on the nordic ski team
it's probably the coolest thing ever
am a junior at park center senior high
my s/n is: xcskimonster
if you want to know anything else just ask

You Are Skiing
Graceful, athletic, and gusty - you're willing to put it all on the line.
You're willing to take big risks for big rewards. What Winter Sport Are You?body { background-color:000000; background-image:url('http://www.andrewnewell.com/images/Ban ner12.jpg'); background-attachment: fixed; backgroun

My Interests

Well my favorite past time would definitely be nordic skiing. Its uber cool and im not to bad at it. I like sailing, and hanging out with friends.

Allright new ski video... WATCH IT!! or die... simply put.

I'd like to meet:

"This is why my philosphy on arguing with liberals is: Tough love, except I don't love them. In most cases I don't even like them. In other words, my 'tough love' approach is much like the democrats middle class tax cuts. Everything but the last word." Ann Coulter

Music:

i like Music, it's fun.

Movies:

I like a lot of movies. Anything with action in it is cool. First Ski Meet

Television:

I like the simpsons, and the o.c. 1 and 2

Books:

I read some john grisham novels, they are cool. And the harry potter series.

You Are 84% Gentleman
No doubt about it, you are a total gentleman.
You please the pickiest ladies, and you make everyone in a room feel comfortable. Are You A Gentleman?

Heroes:

Anyone fast at skiing.

My Blog

What are Ghetto Kids up too?

Eh, Here's an article i just wrote for the rag, our school paper. I'll submit it to them sometime, tell me what you think, it can def. be altered.  What are "Ghetto Kids" up too? I suppose what...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 06:13:00 PST

Good Job America/Minnesota

Good Job America! I'd just like to congradulate all the Dems, who undoubtedly controll senate, and congress tomorrow. Good job minnesota for voting Amy Klobuchar. I'd Just like everyone to know th...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:11:00 PST

Does death and cone mix?

IS putting an orange construction cone on a grave disrespectful to the underlying dead person?looking for feedbacktell me what you think!
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:04:00 PST

Summer+bored+jordan+story=pure crazyness

Sooo once upon a time there was an evil book, this book was sooo unmitigantly evil that it was perplexable on how evil his evilness really was. To clarify, for example, the book once, had a banana to ...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 05:22:00 PST

This is for u lib nazis saying Iraq as a waste!

Did you know that 47 countries have reestablished their embassies in Iraq? Did you know that the Iraqi government currently employs 1.2 million Iraqi people? Did you know that 3100 schools have bee...
Posted by Jordan on Tue, 09 May 2006 04:08:00 PST

America!! :)

Something to think about! JOHN GLENN SAID: Things that make you think a little:There were 39 combat related killings in Iraq in January.In the fair city of Detroit there were 35 murders in the mo...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 09:51:00 PST

Discrimination: A One Way Street?

Discrimination: A One Way Street?   "I [Scout] agreed: they [African-Americans] did not want us here," (119). Harper Lee's poignant novel, To Kill A Mockingbird, is about racism, discriminati...
Posted by Jordan on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 06:05:00 PST

ACLU, Anti-Christ

Today, people consider many things to be the antichrist. Barney, some strange animal from south park, Heinz ketchup, or whatever you can think of. But we are focusing on an anti-christ that cannot be ...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 02:16:00 PST

Do you take the Christ out of Christmas?

Its Christmas time again and everyone seems to be in the holiday cheer. You just read that sentence and found nothing wrong with it. Go on read it again. Still nothing? Thats because the Agnostic peop...
Posted by Jordan on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 11:39:00 PST

Skiing

Ahhh the snow has fallen and the new winter is among us! This brings joy to little children's eyes. Snow! If you are a true Minnesotan you should also be feeling this glee. This brings new winter spor...
Posted by Jordan on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 04:45:00 PST