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About Me

hi, my name is JASON ELIZONDO: I'm easy going and love a chilled environment. I LOVE MOVIES**COMICS**MY MORNING COFFEE**MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE**GARDENING**WORKING IN MY YARD**DARK CHOCOLATE**BURNT FOOD**ROBOTS**POP CULTURE**VINYL**NETFLIX**XMRADIO.I'm a human being and make bad decisions sometimes. I love and need my morning coffee. You DO NOT want to talk to me if I haven't had it yet. I'm a deeply flawed individual. I have an unhealthy watch fetish. I have uncontrollable nose and eye-brow hair. I care too much about what people think about me. I hate sweating more than anytyhing in this world. A lot of people assume I'm Asian half the time. I buy DVD's just for the special features. I spend way too much time trimming my beard. I enjoy a quiet moment to myself when i can get it, rarely. I say awesome and cool emberrassingly way too much. I love my beautiful little boy who tests my patience and melts my heart in the same breath. Currently in the process of training for the Zombie Apocolypse. MY DREAMS? To own a coffee shop. To be a pastry chef. To be a film director. To be able to sit through "DUNE" from beginning to end without falling asleep. Still havent accomplished that yet.

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My Interests

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Music:

I LOVE HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS! seriously, no shit. and i've just discovered DANIEL JOHNSTON. WOW!! just an amazing artist. Halley, Explosions in the sky, Elliot Smith, And you will know us by the trail of dead, Spoon, Man or astro man?, Gahdzilla motor company, Transfixr, The pixies, The beatles, 90 day men, Nick Drake, Billie Holliday, David Bowie, Bob Dylan, Marvin Gaye, Sean Lennon, Quicksand, Bob Schneider, Radiohead, Kiss. love indie rock. BTW Thank god for XM RADIO. one of the best investments i ever made!!!

Movies:

i am first and foremost a movie geek. having said that the list is just tooooo fucking long. so heres a few right off the top of my head. Fritz Lang's METROPOLIS, Terry Gilliam's BRAZIL(brilliant), THE BLUES BROTHERS, OLDBOY, CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, THE IRON GIANT, HEDWIG AND THE ANGRY INCH, THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN, THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS, THE LIFE AQUATIC, 70's DISASTER FLICKS, ICHI THE KILLER, THE LAST DRAGON(come on you've seen it a 1000 times too), LOST IN TRANSLATION, TOOTSIE(hey its a great movie, cummon!), ANY TIM BURTON MOVIE, VERSUS, THE WALL, THE LAST BOYSCOUT, SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROW(pure geek fandom), HIGHLANDER, SCARFACE, CLOAK & DAGGER(just for the memories), the works of DAVID CRONENBERG, WES ANDERSON, P T ANDERSON, MARTIN SCORCESE, EARLY WOODY ALLEN, SPEILBERG, DAVID FINCHER

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Television:

CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM, the funniest show i've ever seen. cracks me up every single time. if you never saw it on HBO during its 5 year run, seek it out on dvd. you won't be disappointed. friggin' hilarious stuff. KATHY GRIFFIN:My life on the D list is hilarious! And lets not forget Lifetime's weekly morning lineup. GOLDEN GIRLS @ 8, FRASIER @ 9, and WILL & GRACE @ 10. Come on, you can't beat that!

Books:

i swear i don't have time to read books anymore. sure as hell will make time to read my comics though. love most things written by warren ellis, brian k. vaughan, the luna brothers, robert kirkman, garth ennis, frank miller, mark millar, ed brubaker. as far as books go, these are my fav's. "THE GREAT AND SECRET SHOW"-clive barker "REBEL WITHOUT A CREW"-robert rodriguez "AIN'T IT COOL"-harry knowles ANYTHING BY CLIVE BARKER

Heroes:

anyone who is selfless, kind, and a good hearted person. anyone who overcomes obstacles, disability, or personal demons to become the best person they can be. thats all we can ask for. nobody's perfect.

My Blog

CULT CINEMA REVIEW 17: Vengeance is Mine

VENGEANCE IS MINE (1979) Serial Killer movies are not a rare breed by any means. The problem is that there are very few good ones being made. There are exceptional serial killer films out there that...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 01:14:00 PST

Cult Cinema Review 16:HELLBOUND:Hellraiser 2

HELLBOUND: Hellraiser 2 (1988) Hello film geeks, I'm back. Yea, took last month off and now it feels like it's been forever since I...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:55:00 PST

Cult Cinema Review #15: THE HIDDEN

THE HIDDEN (1987) Hey there fellow film geeks. {{ROBOTGEEK}} here with another film from the vault. And again, writing this in the absolute very last second I have because I'm horrible with deadlines...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:04:00 PST

Cult Cinema Review #14: VIDEODROME

VIDEODROME (1983) "Death to Videodrome! Long Live the New Flesh!!" Purely experimental and purely original. This one blew me away. While I thought I was going to watch a cheap, low-budget, early 80's...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:38:00 PST

CULT CINEMA REVIEW #13:Blade Runner

BLADE RUNNER (1982) WOW! Big surprise that this would be on the "Cult List". I know, I know. Duh! But come on? How could it not? This is that "legend" status type of film. The one that almost ...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 01:17:00 PST

CULT CINEMA REVIEW .12:TRON

TRON (1982) I was 6 years old when this came out. I didn't see it at the theater though. I saw it on video much later and while you can't really compare the two experiences, with this movie it ...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST

CULT CINEMA REVIEW .11: Ichi the Killer

ICHI THE KILLER (2001) Hello film geeks, {Robotgeek} here with another installment of "ROBOTGEEK'S CULT CINEMA". Up this month is one piece of awesome Asian Cinema that begs, no demands, a goo...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 07:17:00 PST

CULT CINEMA REVIEW .10:DONNIE DARKO

DONNIE DARKO (2001) Ok, obvious choice. I know. And you're right. This is of course on the top of every single geeks film list. And how could it not be? Teenage puberty? Check. Sacrifice? Check...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

WHATS A "CULT FILM"?

I DID NOT WRITE THIS. BUT IT DESCRIBES THE ESSENCE OF A CULT FILM SO PERFECTLY, I JUST WANTED TO PASS IT ON TO YOU ALL. The term "cult movie" probably came into use in the mid-to-late '70s, when a sm...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:26:00 PST

CULT CINEMA REVIEW .9: ROBOCOP

ROBOCOP (1987) Hello film geeks, {{Robotgeek}} here with another cult classic for you to devour. Robocop. Now, I know when you think of this movie, your like-"what, Robocop?". You probably thi...
Posted by {ROBOTGEEK} on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:27:00 PST