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About Me

Don't you think the perfect girlfriend would be someone you could set fire to things with? yum! haha... Tom....is me, I think? The world confuses me! Soooooooooo Much....a bit. But we get along, get along, get along. I studied and earned myself a degree in the universe. Its the most useful degree you can get, better than first degree burns @ least. The idea of toast was brilliant, after baking bread someone decided to go one step further and bake it some more.....tallents, what I like to do is get some bread, and put stuff on it, then I get some more bread and put that on top................ pretty clever, everyone should try it. I believe its called a sand wedge, but a sandy wedge doesn't sound very tastey. Failing that get yourself a magazine, there pretty cool little things with pictures and words all about a specific interest. I'nt music r8 good, all kinds of music too. Fantastic brains make fantastic cheeses, fantastic cheeses make fantastic smells, fantastic smells make great voyages and great voyages are fun.
I got a reputation when i was younger for always being drunk and a complete idiot.....i think ive maintained it pretty well, I like the saying GOOD HEAVENS!(I never say it)'shiver me timbers'.MY GOODNESS candels are pretty cool, they keep fire going for quite a time. CHILDISH is a word with 8 letters, check! and to finish......flaflaflaflaflaflaflaffelbut what i really wanted to say was BEANS
When at home, I listen to music and read books and sooometimes, use the telephone to communicate with other humans and sometimes pets.
fandango monkeys cheese wheel and pie!here's the thing right! im off but im not going far so dont kill anyone important or anything.the worlds are green the world is greeni dont believe in anything, why would I. you dont ring any bellschickeeeeeenand thats a wrap a duck wrap wikki wa wa wading dongTom......idiot..

My Interests

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My Blog

Tonight on ’Chubby Fat Kid Beats Up A Penguin’

A chubby fat kid kicks the fuck out of a penguin
Posted by on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:48:00 GMT

The Beatings Will Increase

Untill Morale Improves
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 16:54:00 GMT

sigh

forget about everything
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 18:58:00 GMT

babble

babble babble babble! remember 87, what a year that was.....gave birth to some of the greatest people ever, cant be nocking 88 tho. that was pretty good too. Imagine a revolution now. A revolution whe...
Posted by on Tue, 08 May 2007 06:30:00 GMT

What happened to the Revolution?

it was all going so well!
Posted by on Mon, 07 May 2007 18:14:00 GMT

you cant spell manslaughter without laughter

aaaaaaaaaah
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:45:00 GMT

Scampi Day!

12:12: wake up in an abundance of pillows, maybe a hundred. I think to myself.....'why do I have so many pillows' then I say it out loud! I had a cheese buttie about 18 hours ago, so im feeling pretty...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 01:20:00 GMT

some peeeps are a little bit stupid

its not really a blog so much as a statement
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 08:37:00 GMT

elephants testicles

weigh as much as a bowling ball
Posted by on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 13:44:00 GMT

EY

I just found this thought, somewhere in the bottom left part of my mind......past the eyes..........keep going left.......dig a bit! woo, speachless!   but reaaaaaly, what im trying to say is not...
Posted by on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:45:00 GMT