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SUZIE Q

"If Fear, Hatred, Ignorance, Intolerance and Biggotry can win over American votes, then we're really

About Me

I wouldn't trade my home life for anything on this PLANET. I have a HOT ASS, strong souled Husband... a REAL MAN. Two AWESOME kids who kick ass in school AND sports. And the best dog in the world :) FAMILY MATTERS. The rest is petty shit.

UHHHH, don't know what to say. Crazy Hot Mama of two crazy kids. Office Geek by day, bartender by night (NOT ANYMORE... YEEAYYY!!). I love my kids, my husband, my girls, mi familia more than anything. If you fall into one of those categories, you know who you are :) I got a thing for motorcycles & grease monkeys - muscle cars and tattoos.

Excuses are for pussies. If you can't handle life's curve balls then just say so, and I'll quit wasting my time on you.

My Interests

Anything my shorty's love to do.... skate, snow, soccer, baseball. I love to mix up the drinks... MANGO MOJITO, ANYONE???? I love to entertain, and I LOVE to get into a little trouble every now and then :)

I'd like to meet:

I've got him..... and he sports enough lettuce to support my window fettish?

Music:

ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING from Etta James to the Deftones. Wolfmother rocks. I have my limits when it comes to GANGSTA RAP, and i'll pass on Country.Can't wait to see Rage back in action again, with Wu Tang. I couldn't ask for anything more :)

Movies:

HAIRSPRAY, Y QUE? Favorite move of all time- And now it's Alyssa's favorite movie..."Penny Pingleton, you are permanently, positively, punished punished punished!!!"

Television:

HELLS KITCHEN!

Books:

Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen... Awesome read for a much-needed mental escape!

Heroes:

Mi Padre. For teaching us. For always having our back. For always providing. For always having an open mind and an open heart.My kids for standing by my side, and telling me to keep my head up high. Kids can see through bullshit quicker than any adult.

My Blog

C’s suck ass.

If anyone is contemplating taking 16 units, while working full time... with a full-ass soccer schedule/husband/kids/nephews/ kid homeowork/laundry/dinner/spoiled dogs while helping hubby with his...
Posted by SUZIE Q on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 03:34:00 PST

MOTLEY CRUE!!!

WAS OFF THE CHAIN!!!!!! I can't even tell the stories, because you'll think i'm lying. Front and center stage......... tour bus........roadies wearing 45's Shirts..... kicking it with the band. ...
Posted by SUZIE Q on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 10:29:00 PST

"WIENER PARKING" Confession

As much as i would like to take ownership of that beautiful rack underneath the Weiner Parking t-shirt.... i cannot... Those nippleys belong to F.U. Jenniper.  This was actually an out take from ...
Posted by SUZIE Q on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:15:00 PST

Inappropriate? Who Says..... (and look at these jugs!)

The wonderful Migsmell has dubbed this week "Inappropriate Shirt To Work Week". ISTWW for short.  In celebration of her declaration, I am posting a tribute to the Jades.    To Her wond...
Posted by SUZIE Q on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:23:00 PST

GOODBYE AJ'S

As many of you already know... Sat. night was my last night at AJ's.  Thank you guys for coming out to see me on my last night EVER! After a 7-year stretch, I figure i'm a little bit past my bart...
Posted by SUZIE Q on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:02:00 PST

I GOT MY LUGGAGE BACK.....

Sing to the tune of SexyBack..... 
Posted by SUZIE Q on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:47:00 PST

BUT IT'S JUST RIGHT THERE!!!

So i'm back from Vegas. Where everything LOOKS like it's within walking distance.  But when your baby toe has elephantitis at the end of the night, you kinda realize that you would have been bett...
Posted by SUZIE Q on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 05:33:00 PST

Eat my Shizzle, Officer Hisle

One day before leaving to Viva Las Vegas...... i get pulled over. Less than 24 hours to go. And when the officer told me he clocked me at 95... automatic response was "BULL SHIZZLE!!"....  Then I...
Posted by SUZIE Q on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:01:00 PST

What's my favorite word? BIIIIAAATCH!

Something is seriously lacking right now.  I honestly cannot remember the last time i laughed my ass off.  How sad is that?  You know what that means?  Means I gotta wait until Ve...
Posted by SUZIE Q on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 01:50:00 PST

He Said/ She Said

He Said:  You know how I can tell you were drunk last night? She Said:  How? He Said:  I took off your panties and there was toilette paper in your ass. She Said:  At least you kno...
Posted by SUZIE Q on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:13:00 PST