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Here I am preaching at Whore Church... Who said I was of Irish Ancestry?What is life... but a constant war with chemicals? Got any? Introducing... Dr Eagle Sperm-Cannon, L.S.D.! Legal Suicide Doctor...High Priest of Whore Church... Philosopher Warrior Poet in a world not made for great men or great women... I have broken every law of God and Man, now I am attempting to break the laws of Nature... but it is very difficult to produce motion without producing and equal and opposite movement I love to curse and talk dirty, filthy obscene diatribes of debasement... in short :the Craic, it also helps to use profanity when weight lifting and working out: The Valsalva Maneuver! If you are going to be a performance artist and loud-mouth poet that tells too many secrets, you better be in good shape so you can take a beating...or give one out, as the need arises...I have never urinated off of tall buildings and never ever dressed in fairy princess clothes... OK, I did once, or twice... in High School... or maybe it was last week... but hey, we've all done that, right? Who cares, Let's fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves! Well, maybe not, everything is moving, I'm not that much of a slut... In his book "Breakfast of Champions," Kurt Vonnegut dehumanizes his male characters by giving their penis sizes when he introduces them... I hope you don't expect me to do the same, measure it yourself if you must know... My one belief: Never Believe. Belief means "To cling to" this is counter-productive when you consider that the only thing that exists is change, understanding is a far superior approach to grasping one's place in the universe, sure, it is a submissive stance, you are 'under' but you are still 'standing', right? Oh, I've overstood! Sometimes I tell lies in order to tell a greater truth... I am well versed in Science, Philosophy, Music, Literature, Art and the Mutherfuckin' Street. I have been certified as a Personal Fitness Trainer, with studies and training in Fighting Skills, Yoga, Weight Lifting, Running, Swimming, Diving and most other attendant disciplines. I make paintings and sculptures; I write poetry and prose. All of this makes me a Renaissance Man, clearly a menace to society and a prime candidate for the crazy house and/or the poor house but it is well worth the risk. (Yes, I did write "crazy house and/or the poor house", let's hope it is crazy house AND Poor house, that way when they kick me out of the crazy house I can go to the poor house, and when I get kicked out of the poor house I can go back to the crazy house.)