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"AUTOMATIC EYELID OPENERS MADE BY TOSHIBA FOR NO REASON. INTELLIGENT ANT CONVERSATIONS ABOUT SEMI-OBSCURE UNDIS- COVERED BOOKS WRITTEN BY JD SALLINGER. UNDERAGED OSTRICH PROSTITUTES. HOT POCKETS. PEOPLE WITH ONE BROWN TOOTH."
"THINGS TO ADDRESS THE UNITED STATES CONGRESS ABOUT.
CHRIS CROCKER SITTING IN YOUR LIVING ROOM, RIGHT NOW. THE MOST EVIDENT PUBESCENT POSSOM ON ITS FURST DEIGH OF SCHOOL. KIN-
TERGARTENKITTENZ. THOUGHTFUL BAGELS (WITH CREAM CHEESE).”
“RUNNING ON RECENTLY MOPPED FLOOR BAREFOOT WHILE HOLDING
A BRAND NEW 4 DAY OLD KOALA BEAR + A PAIR OF UNNECESSARILY SHARP, RUSTY SCISSORS. MEANINGFUL TOENAIL CLIPPERS. BEING RECLUSIVE. OPRAH WINFREY'S GYNECOLOGIST'S CELL PHONE NUMBER. 'NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL SKA: VOLUME 16'.”
“ELEVATOR RAP MUSIC. SARCASTIC HALLMARK CARDS. SELECTIVE
TWEET MEMORY, ALSO WHALE. NON-MENTHOL NEWPORTS. DOCKING.
IRRITATED OWL NOISES. THE MEANING OF LIFE TOLD TO YOU ON A
POST IT, THAT YOU ACCIDENTLY THREW LIKE AWAY 2 WEEKS AGO.
GRAHM CRACKERS, MARSHMALLOWZ + CHOCOLATE CNDY BARZ.”
“PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THAT THING IN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT
THAT LOOKS LIKE A PUNCHNG BAG. WANNA SAY NEBULA, BUT NOT
REALLY SURE IF THAT'S THE ACTUAL NAME OF IT. THE COLOUR PERI-
WINKLE. PUERTO RICANS. REGURGITATED BLUEBERRY FLAVOURED
INSTANT OATMEAL COLOGNE. ME IN REAL LIFE; IN REAL LIFE.”
I AM THE REAL MANNY AGOSTO. CHECK MY DENTAL RECORDS.
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