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Dirty Hippie

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About Me

My name is Eli. I go to CU, I'm a physics major, fuck yea. The truth is, some of my favorite times are spent alone listening to music, or just contemplating the inner workings of the universe. I definitely appreciate the friends I have though, because without them "Eli Time" just wouldn't seem so special. That's right, I'm just using all of you to pursue my narcissistic lifestyle. Seriously though my friends are cool and likewise so are video games and hockey. Sometimes I think I'm going crazy, but then again, who isn't?

My Interests

HOCKEY!!!, frisbee, physics/chemistry, video games, writing palindromes, just chillin, and most importantly ... HOCKEY!!!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who challenges and encourages me to be a better and more exciting person. Also, people I can just chill out and smoke a bowl with (which is pretty much the opposite but oh well.)

Music:

I don't even know how to categorize music anymore so ill just spout out some bands: Primus, Disturbed, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, System of a Down, Incubus, Bush, Presidents of the USA, Soundgarden, Rage Against the Machine, The Beatles, Tool, Metallica, The Notwist
[Marital Status] single and lovin it (at least thats what i tell myself to relieve the pain)
[Shoe size] its not the size that matters...
[Parents still together] no
[Siblings] 2 older sisters
[Pets] a newly acquired dog, Stella, and a goldfish
FAVORITES
[Color] infinite clearness in all directions (doesn't physically work but oh well)
[Number] 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028- 841971693993751058209749445923078- 164062862089986280348253421170679... or, if you prefer, just pi
[Animal] a lemur for sure
[Drinks] chai and jagermeister (separately, although ive never actually tried them together)
[Soda] Pork Soda (primus rules)
[Book] The Lion the witch and the Wardrobe
[Flower] unbleached all-purpose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] once, but nothing that cool, just bleached
[Twirl your hair?] like, whaaaat? tee hee
[Have tattoos?] no
[Have Piercings?] just one, right through my soul
[Cheat on tests/homework?] im generally the one people cheat off of, so according to the board of education code book, yes.
[Drink/Smoke?] yes, and anything but cigarettes and crack
[Like roller coasters?] WEEEEEEEEE!!!
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] if only Pee Wee's playhouse actually existed, "its a crazy messed up place where anything can happen"
[Want more piercings?] possibly
[Like cleaning?] do i look like a woman to you?
[Write in cursive or print?] does this look like cursive to you?
[Own a web cam?] you wish i did
[Know how to drive?] yes
[Own a cell phone?] id more say that it belongs to mother earth, but in your fascist capitalist views, yes i do own one.
[Ever get off the damn computer?] hey, i gotta play xbox too
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] once in 4th grade
[Considered a life of crime?] yes, but ive also considered pouring searing hot tar on my genitals, it doesnt mean i did it
[Considered being a hooker?] i dont have much self respect anyway so i dont see why not
[Lied to someone?] its a distinct possibility
[Been in love?] no
[Made out with JUST a friend?] yes, on several occasions
[Been in lust?] im a guy
[Used someone] i treat people the same way i would like to be treated, so yes
[Been used?]
[Been cheated on?] i wish, at least then id feel something
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] yea, but Jamie Lee Curtis had it coming, stupid Halloween movies
[Stolen anything?] only one thing, the answer to "do you wish you could live somewhere else?" from Family Guy
[Held a gun] russian roullett is fun
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] you americans and your clothes
[Current mood] perplexed
[Current taste] aftertaste of alcohol, blecht
[What you currently smell like] blueberries
[Current hair] awesome
[Current thing I ought to be doing] making something of my life
[Current cd in stereo] primus-frizzle fry
[Last book you read] the first half of Dune about 5 times over
[Last movie you saw] DOOM
[Last thing you ate] scalloped potatoes
[Last person you talked to on the phone] preston
[Do drugs?] is this asking me if im currently on drugs? b/c im not, but i do them occasionally
[Believe there is life on other planets?] considering the universe is infinite in size, number of planets, etc youd be an idiot not to
Remember your first love?] good old N64
[Still love him/her?] weve decided to see other consoles but we keep in touch
[Read the newspaper?] i do the crossword and sudoku
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] sorta
[Believe in miracles?] not in the cheesy generic sense no
[Do well in school?] im sure if i went then i would
[Wear hats] yes
[Hate yourself?] only when im Frank, Stefan and Emilio are ok guys
[Have an obsession?] yes, i can only look away from a scoreboard when the last digit reads an odd ..other than 5
[Collect anything?] oxygen molecules
[Have a best friend?] no
[Close friends?] yes
[Like your handwriting?] not really, Times New Roman get kinda boring
[Care about looks] yes, but not exclusively
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] not first, but biggest is Hilary Duff
[First kiss] playing truth or dare in 7th or 8th grade
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no, because thats stupid
[Do you believe in "the one?"] dude, The Matrix was just a movie, im not that gullible
[Are you a tease?] if i am, its unintentional
[Too shy to make the first move?] i used to be, but im trying to break away from that
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] only by night
[Bitch/Asshole] one of those probably describes me pretty well
[sarcastic] very much so
[Angel] sort of a half breed kinda thing, long story
[Devil]
[Shy] adorably so
[Talkative] at times

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Movies:

There's almost no movie I don't like. Mainly psychological thrillers, comedies, shoot em ups. In my mind it may be a bad movie, but in that case its probably full of explosions and death so it makes up for it.

Television:

Adult swim rocks my world! Old gameshows are always good. G4 if i got it, god damn greedy cable companies. Hockey on TV. Oh and, Nip/Tuck is quite possibly the greatest show ever made. At least thats still on TV, Daria would take its place if it were still on the air. (would watch it on noggin, or teen nick i forget which one, but once again i dont have digital cable)

Books:

I really don't read as much as I should (at all really) but the Narnia chronicles are definitely my favorite books from childhood. I like anything fantasy. And the occasional physics text book (yea im a nerd, so what)

Heroes:

Patrick Roy, cause he was one of the greatest goalies if not the greatest of all time (I'm a goalie by the way, in case you hadn't guessed), and he led the Avs to 2 Stanley Cups. Albert Einstein because he faced so much adversity but still retained his unique brilliance which led to massive changes in how we view physics. And Lucifer, because it takes some BIG cojones to stand up to god himself.

My Blog

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I wish I really was Link. *sigh*
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 09:59:00 PST

the sims

So dont get me wrong, i love the game, its extremely addictive and helped revolutionize a new genre of gaming but thats not the point right now.  Ever since my roommate moved in i feel like im in...
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 10:39:00 PST

deep thoughts, by jack handy

So i just wanted to blab about something that has been on my mind recently.  I've been thinking about how everybody basically wants to be someone/something else.  This is the one goal we all...
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 11:18:00 PST

roomie

ok, so a few days ago my dorm decided they would give me a roommate without telling me, if they had given me warning, i wouldve been possibly somewhat happy, to tell you the truth i was kinda looking ...
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST

coffee is bad

Anyone who knows me knows that I despise coffee, but today I had some for the first time in about a year, it tasted like shit.  But it was almost as if that was the allure of it.  I almost e...
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:28:00 PST

O, I'm no good at coming up with titles for these

ok, so i was reading some of my past blogs, and in the one titled "palindromes", after the list, i wrote "instance" when i really should've written "a couple instances".  I deeply apologize for t...
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 07:19:00 PST

been a while

............................................................ ..........well, I'd love to stay and chat but I have calculus HW due in about an hour that I haven't started on yet.
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:32:00 PST

yay for words

so call it a new years resolution if you will, but ive been reading a lot more lately and will continue to do so. Im beginning to realize that TV makes me feel dead inside, and thats what i have drug...
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 03:24:00 PST

ok sean, just for you

so i had just gotter home from 14 hours of consecutive physical activity. Much sweat, and 2 pretty sloppy meals later, i felt the unmistakable sensation in my bowels telling me to let it go free. So...
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 09:51:00 PST

hey, who's that sexy man?

you guessed it, it's me, Eli. I think it captures my "i'm really high, what the hell is that flashy thing your pointing at me?" look. This isn't the pic of me i wanted but it works for now. At leas...
Posted by Dirty Hippie on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 02:05:00 PST