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Joshua

The proper girl in the hat just eye-fucked the shit outta me

About Me

Vote for Joshua Shapiro @ The DJ List!I'm actually a very chill person. I don't like to get upset or annoyed by stupid people so I try my hardest to just keep those type of people out of my life in the first place. Makes things just that much more enjoyable. I like to relax, kick back with good people, and just chill. I'm not into drama so if you cause it, I don't need it. I'm also into comedy, so I will make you laugh. That is, if I like you, of course. I spend alot of time going to the Improv. Couldn't think of a better way to spend an evening.;P

My Interests

Spinning Records.Watching Movies. Driving around aimlessly. eating. going to the gym. and who could forget relaxing.

I'd like to meet:

I'm down to meet everybody and anybody. Everybody has something to bring to the table in their own way."Everything happens for a reason...even if we don't know why it is happening at that specific time""Dream today as if you live forever, Live today as if you die tomorrow""Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away""Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away""Some times bad things need to happen to bring good people together"

Music:

This could take a minute...DJ Bam Bam..Frankie Bones..Bad Boy Bill..Ralphie "C"..TJR..Alex Peace..DJ Dan..Adam X..Heather Heart..DJ Venom..DJ Sykopath..Frazzle..Dave Tryxx..DJ Rayza..Gonzo..Nemesis..DJ Lady Luck..Chris Liberator..House "O" Holics..D.A.V.E. the Drummer..Jamie Bissmire..The Punisher..Carl Cox..Marco Baily..Mixin Marc..Mark. V & Poogie Bear..DieselBoy..Roni Size..Dylan Drazen..Freaky Flow..MC FlipSide..DJ RIP..Delta 9..Jackall and Hyde..Simply Jeff..Donald Glaude..Charles Feelgood..Jevic..The Chemical Brothers..DJ Assult..DJ Funk..Pounding Grooves..Glenn Wilson..Adam Beyer..DJ Attack..DJ Work..Christan Smith..George Centeno..Tony Touch..Linkin Park..Korn..Beastie Boys..Metallicia..Rage Against the Machine..Audioslave..50 Cent..Eminem..Dr. Dre..Ludacris..Mix Master Mike..Snoop Dogg..Xzibit..Nirvana..Papa Roach..Redman..Method Man..WU Tang Clan..Onyx..DMX..The Beatnuts..Black Eyed Peas..Mobb Deep..Petey Pablo..Lloyd Banks..Missy Elliot..311..The Deftones..The Urge..The Pharcyde..The Alkoholics..Rob Zombie..DJ Shook..Nine Inch Nails..The Gorillaz..and the list goes on..

Movies:

All the Bourne Movies. Fight Club. 300. Scratch. Ghost Rider. Wild Things. Mission Impossiable 1.2.3. The Punisher. Die Hard 1.2.3.4. Army of Darkness. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Pirates of the Caribbean 1.2.3. Payback. Goodfellas. Reservoir Dogs. X-Men 1.2.3. The Italian Job. Aeon Flux. Swordfish. Gone in Sixty Seconds. Training Day. Black Hawk Down. Stealth. Hitch. Spiderman 1.2.3. Matrix 1.2.3. Braveheart. Momento. I Robot. Bad Boys 1.2. Meet the parents. Meet the Fockers. Star Wars (all of them). XXX. Unleashed. Be Cool. Sin City. There's something about Mary. Tommy Boy. Crank. Alien vs. Predator. The Last Samurai. Lethal Weapon 1.2.3.4. The Fugitive. Behind Enemy Lines. Kiss of the Dragon. S.W.A.T. Underworld 1.2. Resident Evil 1.2. Transformers. Batman Begins. Crash. Old School. Dodgeball. Zoolander. The Terminator 1.2. Commando. Rambo. Rocky Movies. Indiana Jones. Napoleon Dynomite. Wedding Crashers. The Break Up. Along Came Polly. Transporter 1.2. Under Siege 1.2. Enemy of the State. 16 Blocks. Sahara. Speed. Fantastic 4 1.2. Four Brothers. 50 First Dates. Pitch Black. Fast and the Furious. Superman Returns. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Happy Gilmore. Billy Madison. Swingers. The Fifth Element. Shooter. Waiting. Coming To America. Enter The Dragon. The Usual Suspects. Broken Arrow. Black Rain. Ice Age. Tomb Raider. Stargate. Total Recall. Nacho Libre. The Big Hit. The House of Flying Daggers. Fearless. Casino Royale. All the Bond Movies...

Television:

Crank Yankers, South Park, pretty much anything on comedy central. Friends, Everybody Loves Raymond, Heroes, Scrubs, Chapelle Show, LOST. Now that I think about it, I don't even watch too much tv.

Books:

Any Tom Clancy novel

Heroes:

Spiderman, William Wallace, my grandfather and...

My Blog

To girls who say, "Why can't I find a nice guy?"

Isn't this the million dollar question??? It has to be... because i hear it all the time. "Where are all the nice guys?" "Why are all the nice guys taken?" "How come i attract all the assholes?"Well l...
Posted by Joshua on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:06:00 PST

Illest weekend ever...

Illest weekend ever... I came up to New Jersey this weekend to visit my friends and family.  I also happened to plan this trip around Releif All Stars.  By the way, sickest party ever. ...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 10:31:00 PST

ECHO____BIOGRAPHY

Beats. Hard slammin bass. Sweat - Dancing my ass off. Techno is energy. Energy is life. Cultivating a fascination with music since birth, Joshua grew up with an affinity for disco, funk and me...
Posted by Joshua on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 09:30:00 PST