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About Me

Robert Skyler Payne: actor-writer, comedian, professional hugger.Watching the Simpsons the other day I realized that Homer and myself were born at the same weight: 9 lbs. 6 oz. Go figure! I'm striving to be in a little better adult shape than him though and I should keep most of my hair. I will, however, know that I have "made it" when I star in a feature length comedy wearing a fat suit. Since they are no longer making new shows of Blind Date, I am unable to achieve my life goal of being the only Oscar winner featured in their Hall of Shame, so I guess I'll just have to strive to be the only Oscar winner to also win the weekly judging of Pants Off Dance Off.Your results:
You are Superman Superman 95% Spider-Man 80% The Flash 75% Supergirl 73% Wonder Woman 68% Iron Man 60% Green Lantern 60% Robin 55% Batman 35% Catwoman 35% Hulk 35% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...

My Interests

Jesus' sweet grace and the adventures He gives me, country drives, starlit nights, muscle and classic cars, swing and salsa dancing, ultimate frisbee, basketball, hiking, skiing.

I'd like to meet:

I would say the Mover, the Shaker, the Sin Taker, but I talk to Him everyday! I'm up for meeting anyone that enjoys life. I'll always meet someone who also enjoys words with the "ts" sound, such as "Tse Tse Fly" or "Tsotsi". I'd like to meet any girl that wants me for more than just my body. Does anyone play Mage Knight, Zombies!!! or Race Day?

Music:

I literally listen to a little of everything. Normally when people say that, they follow it with "except rap, country, etc.", but not me. I listen to rock to rap to country to polka to bluegrass to the Numa Numa song. I, however, don't really know the name of who does what. One of my favorite albums is CIRCLE SLIDE by the Choir. Check it out!

Movies:

Raising Arizona, Forrest Gump, Empire Strikes Back, Dead Man Walking, Raiders of the Lost Ark, It's a Wonderful Life, The Princess Bride, Planes-Trains-and Automobiles, Back to the Future, Bio-Dome (OK, not Bio-Dome).

Television:

The Simpsons, Malcom in the Middle, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, The Soup, Justice League Unlimited, SpongeBob Squarepants, California's Gold, My Name is Earl, The Office, Blind Date (yes, dangit, Blind Date. Please hear me clearly: Blind Date, NOT Elimidate!)

Books:

The Bible, Rich Dad Poor Dad, Harold and the Purple Crayon, I just finished reading In Cold Blood by Truman Capote which was wonderful!

Heroes:

Any one that can take a stand for what is right.

My Blog

The X-cution

Results of The X-cution Finals:Hi everyone. Thought you might like to know how last weekend went.We put on an amazing show! If you weren't there, I'm sorry for you! For me, it was very special beca...
Posted by Skyler on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 02:15:00 PST

Christmas Miracle!!!

Christmas miracles happen! I directed The Christmas Experience presented by Mosaic's Dessert Theatre and it turned out AMAZINGLY!!!! Thank you to everyone who made it possible....
Posted by Skyler on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 12:35:00 PST

Thanks for the Extravaganza!

Thank you to everyone who made my Weekend Birthday Extravaganza special! From a gorgeous day for a hike (no Joseph, we won't answer any questions) to tasty chicken and waffles to enjoying a thoroughly...
Posted by Skyler on Tue, 23 May 2006 11:34:00 PST