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Kim

Every girl should go to Venice

About Me

A Southern Californian/Canadian girl that was rudely transplanted to Omaha Nebraska 4 years ago so her husband could be a big fancy schmancy doctor.I love simplicity, and crazy, sometimes totally tasteless humor — and British accents. I hate the taste of green peppers or when people talk by asking themselves questions — Do I get annoyed at that? Yes.Would love to be a professional photographer for National Geographic, or a sea otter.

My Interests

questioning things about society, watching the Muppets, dipping things in chocolate, squirrel humor, buddhist thought, photography, monkeys dressed like people, anything on a stage, reading the dictionary, meaningless celebrity gossip, staying in bed as long as possible, and swedish fish.

I'd like to meet:

Johnny Depp

Music:

CAKE!!!!! All the way! How do YOU afford your rock-n-roll lifestyle?Also love all manner of folk and bluegrass, Tom Petty, The White Stripes, Violent Femmes...

Movies:

Amelie, Chicago, Braveheart, anything with Johnny Depp and/or the Muppets, Life of Brian, Oceans 11, Road Trip, Talladega Nights, Super Troopers, FEAR AND LOATHING, The Big Lebowski, Garden State,

Television:

If i can catch them, i watch:Scrubs, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report Southpark and Travel Channel

Books:

Soooo much better than TV! Memoirs of a Geisha, Zippy, Janet Evanovich books, The Lamb by Christopher Moore, some Dean Koontz favorites, Alice Hoffman books.....anything that looks interesting and maybe has a bit of the mystical or supernatural about it.

Heroes:

The Dalai Lama, my grandmother, my mother, my husband