Penicillin, Rocephin, Darvocet. Life comes at you in threes. |
I was not vegan for 4 days. I fell off my bicycle and busted my face on the street. It happened because I was drunk. It happened when I decided I was too drunk to ride... Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 08:56:00 GMT |
divorcé |
I am filing for divorce from the marriage I have with my idea of an ideal girl. We have been together as long as I've heard my first romance story. She has skewed what I... Posted by on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:36:00 GMT |
Of dollhouses and dreams |
I wrote this at work the other night. At least boring jobs can give you the time to think creativly.I’ll build you a dream home out of matchsticks. I’ll sew you the perfect dress W... Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:19:00 GMT |
Voting in the Primaries for the Primary time. |
Today I slept to a rockin' late noon. My Dad woke me up to ask if I wanted to go to lunch and then vote. I paused. He then asked me if I was still in bed. I said yes.&nb... Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 12:09:00 GMT |
The Scriptedness and Predictability of a Sitcom Dream. |
Last night I had a strange dream. When I got off work, I listened to David Bowie's "life on mars" which can't be listened to without thinking about the BBC show "life on mars" about a modern Eng... Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:00:00 GMT |
Kleercut |
Kleenex not only makes fun of buddhists while killing "99% of bacteria", they also kill trees in the Canadian Boreal Forrest and commercially contain "100% virgin fibre". ... Posted by on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 20:12:00 GMT |
"The Lift Man" by John Betjeman |
The following is a poem I heard on the writer's almanac (npr). If only target had a lift man. I would BE that man.The Lift Man In uniform behold me stand, The lovely lift at my command... Posted by on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 18:28:00 GMT |
The List! Finally |
Ok. I am finally making the list. A tally of all the girlish and guyish traits I have. Feel free to add. &n... Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 14:52:00 GMT |
Boyfriend Application |
I've seen half-joke boyfriend applications and heard romantic relationship's compared to having a job, but not the other way around. Maybe they are both just business but I'd rather view a job r... Posted by on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 14:15:00 GMT |
I planned the most romantic evening..... |
So my dad left town today. He told me not to have lots of kids over. After my initial thought of actually having children over and how weird that would be, I thought it would be a g... Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 17:41:00 GMT |