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mike

About Me

i like legs and kegs.


My Blog

dont read you might throw up.

So, I'm really skeptical about typing this, but I find it funny or at least it's entertaining. BUT, I do advise that you don't read this if you don't want to hear about an element we call poo. So, aft...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 15:07:00 GMT

over it/tsl/paramore

so i came home to camarillo this weekend to indulge myself with some good live music. after all, i just finished midterms and got a few new pimples that i'm not too ecstatic about, so why not? i drove...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 00:15:00 GMT

ouchies

so i got plastered last night...around 17 beers. we went to OTT and it was legit. they almost didn't let robby in because they don't allow UK ids because they don't have a description on them, but the...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 20:47:00 GMT

pwnage

so last night i hit up three parties. at one of them (not going to say who's), i dropped a quad. it was my first time dropping a quad at a party. i really did hesitate because i know it's like the big...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:46:00 GMT

what happens in vegas stays in vegas?

so i guess this is one of the things you don't tell anyone about, but i'll tell you anyway because it's funny. no, i didn't fuck a tramp, knock her out, and bury her in the dessert. so, if that's what...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 17:22:00 GMT

birdshit

i thought i didn't have to worry about those b2 seagull bombers after high school. apparently not... i got shit on my head this morning.... THE MORNING OF MY FUCKING MIDTERM.
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 14:21:00 GMT

i am back from heaven

I swear I almost saw St. Peter this past weekend. I reached the gates of heaven, more commonly known as the glass house. The energy held in the souls of the bands jonezetta, Meg & Dia, bayside, and an...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 14:36:00 GMT

you know what i like?

sitting on my couch finishing up a bottle of wine and then chillin on beers. hearing 5 hard knocks on my door. 4 neighbors walking into the living room then flashing their boobies. 2 of those girls we...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 22:50:00 GMT

i'm pretty cool i guess

so i drop my backpack and bend the frame of my laptop, i get my second bike stolen ($150) in the same year, and i receive my midterm back (which i thought i did good on, evidently not) that i got an F...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 00:57:00 GMT

tonight was a fun night

definately got my little sneak attacks in. my earrings are still in, i'm tight.
Posted by on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 01:31:00 GMT