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About Me

I'm chronicly early, you know how people set their clocks forward so they're not late? I set mine back so I'm not super early. My Friend Chelsie once told me I pee loud. I'm really into tortilla chips right now. I feel bad for people that don't drink because when they wake up on the morning, thats the best they're going to feel all day.-Dean Martin. I can stay calm in Crisis becuase I am often the cause.I shut doors too hard. If all my freinds jumped off a bridge I would follow them. (I mean what's down there?) I have double jointed pinkies. I am a hypochondriac. People should follow me around with cameras. I'm scared of the water and snakes. I really don't like people on bikes, not motorcycle bikes but like bike-bikes. I listen in on conversations. I watch too much T.V. I cry at confrentation. I'm half german half Irish, I drink too much. Squibnocket cards are awesome. I'm fairly cheesy. I have started to realize that my dream of being on the real world is not going to come true, because alas...I have never applied.

My Interests

My Wife.....

I'd like to meet:

I know a couple of people I'd like to re-meet.....

Music:

My daddy used to sing me James Taylor. Bill Withers, The mamas and the poppas, Paul Simon, James Brown, CCR, Toby Lightman, The Fray, Jewel, Nas, Lo-Fidelity All-stars, Racheal Yamagata, KT Tunstall, Lauryn Hill, Joss stone, BLONDIE, Beth Hart, Jann Arden, Julie Roberts, Madonna, Stevie nicks, Aimme Mann, Erykah Badu, K's Choice, Poe, Fiona Apple, Natalie Merchant, Cat Power, Panic! at the disco, Dave Matthews, Marley, Toadies, NERD, Face To Face, Violent Femmes, Smashing Pumpkins, Aretha Franklin, Miles Davis, The Cure, Cake, Fugees, Sheryl Crow, Dolly Parton, Gun's and Roses, Marvin Gaye, Everlast, Green Day, Jem, Better than ezra, Live, Dixie Chicks, Janis Joplin, Death cab for Cutie, Tim McGraw, Marilyn Manson, Cheap Trick, Nirvana, Journey, Motley Crue, Everclear, Damien Marley...And anything you can shake your ass to.

Movies:

Little miss sunshine, Capote, Goodnight and Goodluck, Wedding Crashers, Tombstone, Troop Beverly Hills, On Golden Pond, Empire Records, 10 things I hate about you, House of Sand and Fog, Rocky Horror picture show, The big Lebowski ( though I've never made it all the way through,try taking a shot every time they say 'fuck'! Best drinking game ever.) Fletch, Fletch lives, The breakfast club, Say Anything, Grosse Pointe Blank, High Fidelity (anything with Jon Cusack - He's just incredible.) Jerry Maguire, Kill Bill 1&2, Resivoir Dogs, Four Rooms, all of the Godfathers, Newsies!, Any of the Batmans from Begins to the really bad Val Kilmer one, King of New York, Anything With the rock( Walking Tall, The rundown.) The Cooler, 21 grams, Mystic River, Carlitos Way, Footloose, Scarface, and any really sappy chick flick.

Television:

I finally fell into the Grey's Anatomy trap and lordy I fell hard....HOUSE, CSI (all of 'em) Law and Order: SVU, Heroes, Jericho, Americas next top model (don't make fun- it's like a sickness), That super sweet 16 show on MTV..Genius, I mean who are these people? You know where I spent my sweet 16? Rehab...bullshit. I got no tiara and new convertible. I love watching engaged and underaged to see jesus freaks get married on the dawn of their eighteenth birthday just so they can finally fuck their girlfreind. I think it's funny.

Books:

choose you own adventure books.... Girls guide to hunting and fishing, The celestine Phophecy, Waltzing the cat, Cowboys are my weakness, The alchemist, the Great Gatsby, Love story, Case Histories, sight hound, Anything by Sue Grafton, Janet Evanovich, or Nevada Barr.

Heroes:

my mom and dad.. lord they must have the patience of saints to deal with all my bullshit.

My Blog

since I’m getting all political......

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Posted by PPF on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 11:46:00 PST

Tips....

Someone once pointed out to me the fact that there seems to be a micro-economy in the service industry. Restaurant workers take their tip money out to bars and clubs at night and give it to the barten...
Posted by PPF on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:25:00 PST

airplanes....

All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported: ...
Posted by PPF on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 11:36:00 PST

PPF, Kimytao, tiger, blah blah blah........and other assorted trivia

So this is fun and I'm witty but at the end it will ask you all these question (do want real estate advice?) just press pass on all of them and you won't get any stupid e-mails from tax companie...
Posted by PPF on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 02:16:00 PST

if you've got the time....

this is sooo long but he is hilarious! watch it, it'll make your day.mitch hedburg Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by PPF on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:26:00 PST

General Ranting

It's that time of year again, where starbucks begins to fill up with seas of black, bottled water is sold out of every grocery store and parking? forget about it. Yes, It's Sundance time. A time that ...
Posted by PPF on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:18:00 PST

Tag..

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state these rules clearly. A...
Posted by PPF on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 07:48:00 PST

Who loves the first amendment?..ok who loves me?

Since you guys were obviously too lazy to read this on The Monkey Bars Blog, I've moved it for you. I want everyone to understand what this means if this rule goes into effect, It means that if I go o...
Posted by PPF on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 04:07:00 PST

" we need to talk..."

"We need to talk"... ahhhh the loneliest four words in the world. "We need to talk..." as in, " I feel the need to tell you either, a:) how you have fucked up, ruined my life, etc, etc.. b) I have sle...
Posted by PPF on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 12:34:00 PST

After A While...

After A while You Learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security, and you begin to learn that ki...
Posted by PPF on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:35:00 PST