I'm an asshole but a total lame sweetheart inside, just get on my good side. I'll make you burgers (meat or veggie?) at 4 in the morning and cupcakes shaped into hearts (vanilla or chocolate?) every other day. I wouldn't mind at all. I would love to if I could...
Much sympathy for the guys with annoying girlfriends. I don't understand how you people do it, even if you're a jackass who screws around with everyone, how on earth do you put up with all that bullshit? the sex can't be that amazing right... ha ha ha but hey that's just karma I guess. I would never ever make you go shopping with me unless it was for you or at Target or Home Depot. Or ask you if my hair looked good or if my outfit made me look fat. clearly, i hate girls. no wait, hate is too strong of a word, how about dislike with a huge flaming passion? I'm at a school where what 95% are girls, I'd like to punch everyone thanks
Okay, sure I probably dress and appear like a girly girl but I still act like a dude way too far for my own good. oops at ^^^ above
i'll fix your toilet and your house, handy woman for life<3 Put me on the DIY channel
usually more sad than I am happy. That's sad huh
extremely dirty loud rude vulgar mouth. Apparently I don't know how to whisper and I usually always get told to shut up or stared at for being too loud but I could totally also be the quietest person ever 'cause I'm just usually spaced out and mind blank. Still shy? yep sometimes. Sarcastic remarks forever.
Promise I'll make you laugh one way or another, double spit in your face pinky swear with a cherry on top.
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