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Let's Roast One!!!!!Hey kiddies! Welcome to ROASTED CHICKEN on Myspace! The web’s brand new way to get back at everyone and everything wrong in your life.Check back here daily to see who is bitchin about what. From taxes to Bush, celebrities to your parents... nobody is safe. For a more in depth bitchfest, rush over to www.roastedchicken.net to see extended roasts, or to roast someone yourself. It's a release! Come on, we know somebody's pissed you off today! Why let them get away with it?Wanna give someone on Myspace a piece of your mind? Leave them a comment here! But don't forget, they might leave one back. Check back often to see who had the last word! It's on, bitches!Then head on over to www.roastedchicken.net to see who's gettin' it good!

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Everyone wants to roast someone. Someone gets pissed off at somebody or something every single day. But there's never really been one place to get out all of your frustrations. Well, look no further. ROASTED CHICKEN is the place to be. Check back often for roasts of celebrities, athletes, politicians, doctors, lawyers, everyday idiots, Presidents... anybody who deserves it!Don't waste any more time... www.roastedchicken.net... for all of your roasting needs!

My Blog

Toasting George Carlin-- R.I.P.

The TOAST OF THE WEEK goes to George Denis Patrick Carlin, one of the funniest motherfuckers to ever grace the Earth.  Fearless, progressive and always on point, George has made millions of peopl...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:26:00 GMT

Roasting Your Fucked Up Friends!!

This week we are roasting FUCKED UP FRIENDS!!   That's right& all those people that say we are their friend yet do very little to show their loyalty or affection for us.  There are very...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:25:00 GMT

TOASTING ROBERT DOWNEY JR.

The TOAST OF THE WEEK goes to ROBERT DOWNEY JR.!!  One of the most brilliant, underused, and versatile actors ever to grace the screen is finally heading straight to the top where he belongs.&nbs...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 23:43:00 GMT

ROASTING THE MEAT INDUSTRY

Here's a big ol Roast to the Meat Industry!  Ok, kids& it is high time that you all knew the absolute truth about meat.  In case you haven't heard, weeks ago the USDA decided again to recall...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 23:41:00 GMT

TOASTING OBAMA

  The very first TOAST OF THE WEEK goes to Barack Obama!  That’s right, we here at ROASTED CHICKEN are not of the Republican persuasion.  We know, you’re shocked.  But ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 10:04:00 GMT

ROASTING PEREZ

The very first ROAST OF THE WEEK will focus on the trashiest drama queen blogger ever, Perez Hilton!  For those of you who don’t know, (unfortunately that’s not a lot of people) Perez...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 08:33:00 GMT