To ALL my friends... new & old! |
Friends are like balloons; once you let them go, youmight not get them back.
Sometimes we get so busy with our own lives and problems that we may not even notice that we've letthem fly away.Sometimes... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 07:01:00 PST |
3 things... |
Three things in life that, once gone, never come back:
1. Time
2. Words
3. Opportunity
Three things in life that can destroy a person:
1. Anger
2. Pride
3. Unforgiveness
Three things in life that you ... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 11:25:00 PST |
things that can only be said at Thanksgiving... |
Things you can only say at Thanksgiving 01. Talk about a huge breast! 02. Tying the legs together keeps them moist inside. 03. It's Cool Whip time! 04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 05. That's... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:52:00 PST |
the bears still suck!!! |
NEW SOLDIERS FIELD ... NEW STADIUM FIRSTS 2003 1.) 1ST TOUCHDOWN EVER IN NEW SOLDIER FIELD............ GREEN BAY PACKERS 2.) 1ST FIELD GOAL EVER IN NEW SOLDIER FIELD...........GREEN BAY PACKERS 3.) 1S... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 07:07:00 PST |
This is girl talk... but guys will NEVER get it!! |
This is girl Language.If I don't call you[ It's because I'm waiting for you to ]When I walk away from you when im mad[ Follow me ]When I stare at your mouth[ Kiss me ]When I push you or hit you[ Grab ... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 03:56:00 PST |
Calmness in our lives... |
CALMNESS IN OUR LIVESI am passing&n
bsp;this on to you because it
definitely works and we could allus
e a little... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:30:00 PST |
Only in America... |
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.Only in Ame... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Wed, 23 May 2007 07:13:00 PST |
Fukitol |
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they w... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Fri, 11 May 2007 01:26:00 PST |
Making a baby... |
MAKING A BABY...
There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny.The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:33:00 PST |
Why you never question a drunk... |
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WHY YOU NEVER QUESTION A DRUNK.
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A qt. of 1% milk, A doz. eggs, A qt. of OJ, some assorted fresh fruit, a can of coffee, and a car... Posted by ♥ Hazel Eyed Beauty on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:13:00 PST |