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McRock

Lord, beer me strength...

About Me

I'm a simple man with simple needs, but it is more complex than I thought. I guess it boils down to two things: make me laugh or make me breakfast. If I know you or don't know you, I hope all is well... width="425" height="350" ..

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My Interests



You Are Iceman
You tried to live a normal life, but it just wasn't possible
A bit of a slacker, you rather tell jokes than cultivate your powers

Powers: turning self and others into ice, making ice weapons, becoming nearly invisible Which of the X-Men Are You?i like to read or drink depending on the time of day. i don't drink and read though, that's just a lazy eye waiting to happen. i play a musical instrument or two, and i like to play trivia (as opposed to trivialize....which i also do). if u are boring, stop reading and leave. now your just curious as to what i have to say. well, nothing more. you've gone and ruined it for the others. that's why you were picked last in kickball.

I'd like to meet:


You Scored 80% Correct
You are an 80s expert
You never confuse New Order with the Pet Shop Boys
You know which classical musician Falco rocked
When it comes to 80s music, you Just Can't Get Enough! How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 80% Spider-Man 70% The Flash 70% Robin 60% Hulk 60% Superman 55% Supergirl 45% Green Lantern 45% Wonder Woman 30% Batman 25% Catwoman 25% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test
what kind of statement is that?! here goes: in reality-whomever; celebrity-vince vaughn; dead-jesus christ...or tex avery (how did he make tom & jerry so funny?!!!)

Music:

everything except death metal, opera, or country. i'm not saying i will judge u by music u listen to, but i am saying it will be the basis of my judgment. a little brain candy for u.....suck on that Internet America!!!! Favorites are: 311, jurassic 5, thelonious monk, sevendust, nick drake, pete yorn, incubus, nonpoint, miles davis, steely dan, iron and wine, as i lay dying, machine head, haste the day, led zepplin, earth wind & fire, bill withers, run dmc, talib kweli, and pantera....diversity is the key to happiness, or laziness.

Movies:


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what can i say other than i am a movie freak??Favorites are: Swingers, Royal Tenenbaums, The Sting, Seven Samurai, Jaws, Sideways, The Truman Show, In America, Raging Bull, Cool Hand Luke, Defending Your Life, The Departed, The Last Boy Scout, and anything Kevin Smith.

Television:


You Are Krusty the Clown
You were the class clown as a kid, and you still entertain people.

From faking your own death to getting a wacky boob job, you'll do anything for a laugh.

You will be remembered for: your face being everywhere, from cereal to home pregnancy tests

Your life philosophy: "I heartily endorse this event or product." The Simpsons Personality Testthat's on the second date. this whole know-everything-about-u thing leaves no mystery, no curiosity. we have to keep interest at a peak otherwise there is just boredom. what's that? it's just a question about favorite tv shows? well since you can't leave well enough alone..... Favorites are: ESPN, Simpsons, The Colbert Report, Scrubs, Deadwood, Entourage, Rescue Me, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, How I Met Your Mother, Heroes, and The Office (both British & American)

Books:

anything that doesn't have pictures or tell me how to live my life. yeah, i'm talking about you, Dr. Phil!!

Heroes:

anyone who doesn't glorify others because they don't have goals they've made for themselves.......and tom brady

My Blog

FM now stands for Formulaic Monotany

It's time to gather 'round for another installment of "Jared's Thoughts on Today's Pop Culture."  Today's topic is the radio.  What's on it?  I can tell you without even turning it on, ...
Posted by McRock on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

So I Moved...

It's been a period of time since I have posted thoughts that allow you, the reader, to delve into the psyche that I posess.  There hasn't been really anything to lead me to the desire of personal...
Posted by McRock on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 03:35:00 PST

horror films nowadays

So I was with a couple of friends last night and we saw Silent Hill.  As a fan of the video game, I like it.  As a film, it was a tad on the shaky side.  I won't wax critique in lieu of...
Posted by McRock on Wed, 10 May 2006 11:09:00 PST

quenching your factual thirst

Steve McQueen CAN stop the bumrush Steve McQueen is never hungry.  He is satisfied by all women. The car chase from Bullitt was an accident; Steve McQueen was just trying to run over hippies.&nbs...
Posted by McRock on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 03:14:00 PST

More Steve McQueen facts

The Berlin Wall fell because Steve McQueen glared at it.....from 126 feet away. Steve McQueen is known as the only white man to be invited to the Black Panthers, the Chinese Triad, La Cosa Nostra, and...
Posted by McRock on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:38:00 PST

Can anyone stop him??

"Who's him," you are no doubt asking yourself right now.  Lately there has been a movement sweeping the nation, crossing all radio, tv, and broadband outlets.  A fad so strong, it puts pet r...
Posted by McRock on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:30:00 PST

i have been thrust into the population of blogtown...

Well, it's my first real blog entry.  I guess this is sort of the confessional booth a la The Real World?  Although I do my confessing elsewhere, I do need to get something off the ol' chest...
Posted by McRock on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 10:40:00 PST

superhero quiz

Your results:You are Iron ManIron Man 75%Spider-Man 70%The Flash 70%Superman 60%Robin 50%Green Lantern 50%Hulk 45%Supergirl 40%Wonder Woman 35%Catwoman 20%Batman 10%Inventor. Businessman. Genius.http:...
Posted by McRock on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:21:00 PST