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Devil Tiger X

About Me

In 1996 a crack NSB Drama Team was sentenced to detention for homework they did not submit. One proptly escaped to the King Billy Public House were he still talks crap today about how awesome he was in the battle scenes in Henry V.If you have a problem, if no-one else can help and if it's your round , maybe you can hire:DEVIL TIGER X

AVATARS of the DEVIL TIGER

Tony Montana, Scarface

Kratos, The Ghost of Sparta, Enemy of Olympus, the Last, Great, God of War

The Nameless One

Kain of Coorhagen, Last Scion of Balance, Ninth Pillar of the Circle of Nine

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Uwe Boll. In the ring, 36 minutes, bare knuckles. Oh, also Katherine Parkinson from The IT Crowd, a bath-tub full of foaming champagne and a large supply of Cadbury's Flakes!..
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Devil Tiger X
Birthday: October 1982
Birthplace: Northamtpon
Current Location: Hell
Eye Color: Black
Hair Color: See Above
Height: Average I guess
Right Handed or Left Handed: Yes
Your Heritage: Lets see...Clansmen, Pirates, Slaves and Barbarian hordes from the East. How's that?
The Shoes You Wore Today: Docka's. Made in Northampton, baby.
Your Weakness: Of all the Deadly Sins, Wrath is definately my favourite
Your Fears: Feeling cornered and what happens when I let people push me into one.
Your Perfect Pizza: Smoked French sausage, beef and pesto
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Not having to threaten someone into behaving reasonably. Already failed that one, mate.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: F**k Off, I'm busy.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Mao.. Mao! click, Mao! click,mao...mao... BANG!
Your Best Physical Feature: My Evil Grin
Your Bedtime: 04:00hrs GMT
Your Most Missed Memory: Summer 1999
Pepsi or Coke: What! No Mead?
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK All the Way
Single or Group Dates: Single. I need to concentrate or I'll forget her name.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Earl Grey, Mo Fo!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Yay Chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Ducan Hills Coffee. Prepare for Ultimate flavour!!!
Do you Smoke: Cigars, Bitch!
Do you Swear: See above
Do you Sing: Tigers howl, baby!
Do you Shower Daily: No. I Bathe.
Have you Been in Love: I've been lots of places...
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: I thought they abolished slavery?
Do you belive in yourself: If I didn't, I wouldn't exist.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, I get stasis sickness.
Do you think you are Attractive: Cats seem to...
Are you a Health Freak: Do I look like a health freak?
Do you get along with your Parents: One of them...well sometimes...
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, sure, especially when they kill my enemies. And yes, that has happened.
Do you play an Instrument: I always seem to have someone do that for me
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I'm drinking it now.
In the past month have you Smoked: As above.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Only whats proscribed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No! The Mrs would crucify me!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: What kind of Jack-ass question is that?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I prefer Fox's Classics.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yeah with Waaasaaaabiiiii!
In the past month have you been on Stage: "I bled on stages to get here/I sent screams up to the sky..." We do not speak of such things anymore.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Try in the past 8yrs...
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Have you not seen what our local rivers look like?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Look I've told you before; I didn't steal his soul he signed it over to me.
Ever been Drunk: Oh Yesh!
Ever been called a Tease: Lol, Often.
Ever been Beaten up: I lost count by the time I was 12
Ever Shoplifted: No but I've nicked over a hundred shoplifters in 2 years of retail security.
How do you want to Die: In some kind of futile last stand armed only with a rising sun bandanna and a very sharp pen
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A story used by mothers to scare there children into behaving. Or Lord Grand Trillobite of the Emperor's 5th Lunar Assault Fleet or something...
What country would you most like to Visit: Burma. With a bow and arrow and several hundred rounds of 5.56mm
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Ginger
Short or Long Hair: Whatever suits her
Height: Tall
Weight: Curvy. But not fat. Just...curvy
Best Clothing Style: Combats trousers, Sleeveless top biker custom biker leathers. Black Hoodie and beenie if its cold. And fingerless Tac Gloves ( For close encounters)
Number of Drugs I have taken: I'm clean. Always clean.
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: A few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret things I've done, but often others were pulling my strings. Those people will regret the day that they met me. Some already do. LoL.

You Are 88% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.

You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.

You are at high risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is very likely that you are in love with your own reflection.

You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.

You are at high risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is very likely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

What Group Are You? What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy Ect
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You scored as Rocker, Mosher

Your A Rocker!


Rocker, Mosher


70%

Prepy


50%

Goth


50%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev


40%

Trendy


30%

Emo


0%

Skater


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My Blog

Striking Thoughts...

Y'know I was thinking earlier while I was pounding away on my heavy bag as I'm often want to do. I was thinking, people are always saying to put the past behind us, to forget about it and move on. Bu...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Nov 2008 09:59:00 GMT

It just never ends!!!

Last Friday brought the sad news that the base commander of RAF Wittering near Peterborough has orded his servicmen and women not to wear thier uniforms in public because fo the veryable deluge of abu...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:28:00 GMT

An Ulterior Motive

So I guess you're all wondering "Why now? Why now, after all this time is Ally putting himself on MySpace?" "Is he getting all sociable all of a sudden?" Well. Yes. But it's actually down to something...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:11:00 GMT

An Ulterior Motive pt 3: A Fearful Symmetry

So as I proberly mention before ( and I know I must've cos I'm forever preaching abou this) I'm currently helping Northampton Mueseum and Art Gallery put together their Role of Honour for the town reg...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:15:00 GMT

An Ulterior Motive pt2: A Double-Edged Sword

Ok so carrying on here's what I know about Depleted Uranium rounds and DU armour: DU is a heavy metal in that it's really dense molecularly, that means it's really f**king solid. like D...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:35:00 GMT