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Jordan

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

It's a violent pornography, choking chicks and sodomy. The kind of shit you get on your TV.
"The state must declare the child to be the most precious treasure of the people. As long as the government is perceived as working for the benefit of the children, the people will happily endure almost any curtailment of liberty and almost any deprivation."
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Spiderman
You are a little on the geeky side, but you love saving that special someone, you jump from rooftop to windows trying to save the people of your town!
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Beer Goggles Equation
An = number of units of alcohol consumed
S = smokiness of the room (graded from 0-10, where 0 clear air; 10 extremely smoky)
L = luminance of 'person of interest' (candelas per square metre; typically 1 pitch black; 150 as seen in normal room lighting)
Vo = Snellen visual acuity (6/6 normal; 6/12 just meets driving standard)
d = distance from 'person of interest' (metres; 0.5 to 3 metres)

My Interests

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My Blog

Hands off my money

"An essential element of a healthy free market, is that both success and failure must be permitted to happen when they are earned, But instead with a bailout, rewards are reversed  the proceeds from ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Dec 2008 09:52:00 GMT

The Rule of X Delta 1 where X is 3 or greater

This is a hypothesis that is very close to a Theory... Maybe you all can help me prove it...  I know we have all been out to the bars trying to pick up that special someone.. well special at that...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 19:23:00 GMT

Death of Freedom

I ripped this out of Maxim.  For all of you out there, this is the way our world is heading.  I say our world, because we inherit it after these assholes are gone.  Lets stop them now b...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 21:50:00 GMT

If you don't know, you should

I just want to give all of you that are into music a couple bands to listen to or go and see. If you haven't heard their stuff, you should check it out1. Panic! at the Disco. Most of you probably ha...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 10:54:00 GMT

Metaphor for every girl I've ever dated

Step 1....and the inevitable step 2.....
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:41:00 GMT

Breast Milk: Random Thoughts

Being lactose intolerate and all...I must admit that my aversion to drinking breast milk is something of a double-standard. Let me try to put this as delicately as I can out of respect to my female re...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 15:09:00 GMT

The French Language

I have realized putting "le" in front of anything makes it classy.  Such as "le"sbians, the classiest ladies on the planet
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 12:11:00 GMT