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Stewbi

game is my middle name.

About Me

I don't want to bore you with my life story. If you're really curious, read down the left column. That may give you an idea of what I'm all about. If I were you, I'd want to know me. Thank God, I'm not you!

My Interests

tattoos, baseball, disc golf, poker, cribbage, folklore, mythology, cartoons, superheroes, supervillians, current events, theoretical physics, theoretical metaphysics, chasing infinity, end of the world scenarios, fine dining, texmex, sushi, chinese, vietnamese, thai, italian, mediterranean, indian, middle eastern cuisine, beer, wine, vodka, tequila,

I'd like to meet:

...other misanthropes, or not. It's up to them. Really, I don't care.

Music:

I should really list all the music I don't like. That would be an easier way to define my musical tastes. I like almost anything. Oh, well, too late now. Iggy and The Stooges, MC5, Hawkwind, David Bowie, Brian Eno, Sonic's Rendezvous Band, Fu Manchu, Lowrider, Nebula, The Atomic Bitchwax, Young Heart Attack, The Yuppie Pricks, The Kissoffs, The Applicators, The Rockland Eagles, The Action Is..., The Riverboat Gamblers, Black Novas, Pong, Brown Whornet, Sniffy, The Spiders, The Flaming Lips, Ween, Fishbone, Primus, Butthole Surfers, Scratch Acid, Fugazi, Man or Astroman?, Burning Brides, Franz Ferdinand, Clinic, The Strokes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Electric Six, Creedle, Pretendo, Swervedriver, Beastie Boys, Beck, Sonic Youth, Dinosaur Jr., Dog Faced Hermans, Sebadoh, Meat Puppets, The Pixies, The Violent Femmes, Beat Happening, Jane's Addiction, Joy Division, Manu Chao, Serge Gainsbourg, Le Tigre, The Epoxies, Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, Pussy Galore, Billy Childish, Black Flag, Minor Threat, Blondie, Dead Kennedys, The Cramps, The Dicks, The Misfits, Motorhead, The Ramones, Minutemen, TurboNegro, Gluecifer, The Hellacopters, The Hives, The White Stripes, Electric Frankenstein, Gaza Strippers, Mudhoney, Queens of the Stone Age, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Nirvana, Supersuckers, The Murder City Devils, The Oblivions, The Detroit Cobras, The Gossip, The Donnas, The Sonics, Talking Heads, The Pogues, The Police, XTC, The B52s, Devo, The Vaselines, Sweet, The Yardbirds, The Hollies, The Byrds, Strawberry Alarm Clock, The Monks, Frank Zappa, T Rex, Donovan, ELO, Can, The Velvet Underground, King Crimson, Yes, Molly Hatchet, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Alice Cooper, Def Leppard, Ratt, Foreigner, Journey, Loverboy, Golden Earring, Styx, Charlie Burton, Townes Van Zandt, Willie Nelson, Johnny Cash, Led Zeppelin, Tom Waites, Elton John, Neil Young, Aceyalone, Nas, MF Doom, The Coup, Abstract Rude and Tribe Unique, Digable Planets, Tribe Called Quest, Dan the Automator, Del the Funky Homosapien, Outkast, Cypress Hill, MC Chris, Dr Octagon, El P, Mos Def, De La Soul, RZA, GZA, Ghostface Killah, Raekwon, Wu Tang Clan, Run DMC, Parliament, Funkadelic, Bootsy Collins, Fela Kuti, Al Green, Isaac Hays, James Brown, Shuggie Otis, The ChiLites, Otis Redding, Sam and Dave, Booker T and the MGs, Curtis Mayfield, Donny Hathaway, Roberta Flack, Edwin Starr, The Ohio Players, Grandmaster Flash, Kool and the Gang, Sly and the Family Stone, The Meters, Dazz Band, Sun Ra, Betty Davis, Miles Davis, Dave Brubeck, Billie Holiday, Nina Simone, Charles Mingus, Dizzy Gillespie, Esquivel, Beethoven, Motzart, Vivaldi, Verdi, Rossini, to name a few

Movies:

After Hours, American Psycho, American Splendor, Bad Santa, Barton Fink, Being John Malkovich, The Big Lewbowski, Blade Runner, Blood Simple, Blue Velvet, Boogie Nights, Caddyshack, Carrie, Charlie's Angel's 2, Citizen Ruth, The City of Lost Children, A Clockwork Orange, Cool Hand Luke, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Dead Alive, Dog Day Afternoon, Donnie Darko, Dr. Strangelove, Drugstore Cowboy, The Elephant Man, Evil Dead 2, Fist of Legend, A Fistful of Dollars, Gandhi, Ghost Dog, Ghost World, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Gosford Park, Happiness, Heavenly Creatures, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, High Plains Drifter, The Hustler, Insomnia, Jaws, The Jerk, The Last Temptation of Christ, Lawrence of Arabia, The Legend of Fong Sai Yuk, Life is Beautiful, Momento, Midnight Cowboy, Miller's Crossing, Network, New York Minute, North by Northwest, Once Upon a Time in China, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Princess Mononoke, Raising Arizona, Ran, Repo Man, Reservoir Dogs, Rushmore, Scarface, Shadow of the Vampire, Shaolin Soccer, Sideways, The Silence of the Lambs, Spiderman, Spiderman 2, Spirited Away, Tai Chi Master, Taxi Driver, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, This is Spinal Tap, Throne of Blood, Thunderball, Trainspotting, The Untouchables, Waiting for Guffman, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Yojimbo

Television:

DethKlok: Metalocalypse, The Venture Brothers, The Boondocks, Squidbillies, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Futurama, Deadwood, Battlestar Galactica,

Books:

Max Brooks, Kinky Friedman, Irvine Welsh, Tom Perrotta, Elmore Leonard, Iceberg Slim, Kurt Vonnegut, Phillip K Dick, Anthony Burgess, Arthur C Clarke, Cormac McCarthy, Patricia Highsmith, John Steinbeck, Confederacy of Dunces, Catch 22,

Heroes:

Joseph Carey Merrick, Albert Einstein, Kinky Friedman, Mohandas Gandhi, Groucho Marx, Steve McQueen, Hunter S Thompson, Eleanor Roosevelt, Al Franken, Rod Serling,

My Blog

when you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

long after the human race is wiped from the face of the planet, a mutant race of half-bear/half-raccoon/half-rodent monsters will rise up and become the dominant species on earth. when these creatures...
Posted by Stewbi on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 04:15:00 PST

don't read this

when i was 11 or 12, i saw this g.i. joe cartoon. the bad guys had taken this impossibly huge space station captive, and forced the good guys on board to work toward the ends of their diabolical schem...
Posted by Stewbi on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 08:59:00 PST