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Lisajeanne

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About Me

I am a Minister for the Universal Life Church of Modesto, CA. I perform weddings all over the state. I love what I do, being an integral part of a couples big day, helping to usher them into their next phase of life. Please contact me if you are interested in learning more or hiring me to officiate your wedding. Did I mention that I am also expecting my first child? Being pregnant has been a wonderful experience so far. My "baby daddy" is a wonderful man and I couldn't be happier. Ok, I'd be happier if we were millionaires, but who wouldn't? By the way, the jig is up, IT'S A GIRL!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lisa Lampanelli, she is one funny douche bag...

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My Blog

It's almost that time...

Ok, february 2 is fast approching. The doc did an ultrasound the other day and has told me she thinks the baby has stopped gaining weight. If so that means that she will induce me around the 20th of t...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 11:24:00 GMT

Shower pictures - IT’S A GIRL!!!

My long-time friend Jenna was kind enough to take a zillion pictures at my baby-shower. It was a wonderful day, full of surprises. Primarily the one where we found out we're having a Girl. Whooopeeeee...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 00:06:00 GMT

Shitting where you eat

I have recently learned a very good lesson. Never become friendly with people who are your neighbors. I should have known this after the horrible time i had growing up with the MOST PSYCHOTIC people i...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:51:00 GMT

Can a convict be rehabilitated?

A few years ago I was asked this question "Do you believ e a convict can be rehabilitated back into society?". Now, I'm not someone who knows a lot of convicts, in fact only a small handful of them. I...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:48:00 GMT

Wedding Belle Blues Prt.2

I am really excited about Alice's wedding, really I am. I am so honored to be the only attendant in her ceremony. But I was wondering....have they made prostitution legal in MA yet? I need to make som...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 14:23:00 GMT

LIES

Too many lies floatin around lately. Too much deception on behalf of too many people. Several years ago I started trimming the fat out of my life. and I'm not talkin' calories eitha. To clarify: Under...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 13:23:00 GMT

My man the movie star

Several months ago Martin Scorsese and Grant/Wilfley Casting blew into town and posted a casting call for extras for the new movie Ashecliffe. My boyfriend is a HUGE movie buff and loves many a Scorse...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:10:00 GMT

Wedding nightmares - corrected

So I spoke to Alice and provided her with my measurements. She didn't give me shit for being late. Everything else for her wedding has been taken care of already, ALL the arrangements. So I was basica...
Posted by on Mon, 05 May 2008 13:06:00 GMT

maid of honor nightmares

I am such a shitty maid of honor. my best friend alice has asked me for the measurements for my dress for like a week and a half now. i keep saying i will get them to her, but i've been staying at my ...
Posted by on Thu, 01 May 2008 21:20:00 GMT

A truly amazing birthday this year!

I can't remember when I've ever been happier. This year I met and fell in love with a wonderful guy. Although at first things were not roses and sunshine and I wasn't sure of where things were going t...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 11:25:00 GMT