- Truely believe I'm the loser hero.
Believe that Ranch dressing is more than a condiment but an actual food.
Find glasses to be strangely erotic..
Like watching cop shows to formulate my escape plan..
There can be 20 people at your house and the dog will always hump my leg.
Scoot little girl and hook me up with your momma.. or stay and make me laugh..
I'm not perfect and don't pretend to be.. I'm just me..
Due to the high volume of advertisers posing as real people on myspace that try to sellme something.. I put that "You must know me to add me" function. I'll add you thoughif you're a real profile..just message me!!