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About Me

I recently got out of the navy. YAY FREEDOM. Also, I recently moved to Las Vegas "I think its kinda funny, I think its kinda sad, The dreams in which im dying are the best i ever had"- Donnie Darko(Song from the end 'Mad World')All I want in life is a god damn
How evil are you?
You are a Fulci Zombie. The incessant beating of
the native drums has awakened you to feed on
the living. You're not real clear on why. You
feed on living human tissue and can be killed
by any sharp blow to the head.

What kind of Zombie are you?
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in the immortal words of AM1 Jimbo "All a sailor likes to do is get FUCKED up, FUCK someone up, and get FUCKED.".. got to love our ancestors
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Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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You Are 21 Years Old
21 Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?I LOVE CIRCUS FREAKS ....THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY NOT TO POST ..All my life I wanted to look like Elizabeth Taylor. Now I find that Liz is beginning to look like me- Divine

I'd like to meet:

Bettie Page .., Stalin .., Ghandi .., Winston Churchhill .., James Dean(not to be confussed with the sausage king Jimmy Dean) .., Jimi Hendrix .., Jim Morrison .., Janis Joplin .., Audrey Hepburn ..,Bridget the Midget .. .. .. .. .. .. .., The Big Man Upstairs ..

Music:

Everything and anything

Movies:

Independant films and anything that makes you think.

Television:

I dont watch tv

Books:

Yes i read, and i can read big words. I read all sorts of shit. And lots of NUGGET mags.

Heroes:

Bettie Page, Bob Hope, Jack Black, AM1 Jimbo, GuntherAnd whoever came up with this is my hero..

My Blog

ITS DONKEY LIPS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Muttley on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 12:03:00 PST

What needs to be in my will

If I die while having sex post orgasm, I want to be shown at my wake with the same shit eating grin I died with. Tell me thats not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Muttley on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

Burning Love

The warmth of her blood running down my arms gave me a feeling of great excitment. I raise my hand to my lips and taste the fruit of my labor. Sweet, so sweet is the marron liquid. Looking down upo...
Posted by Muttley on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 11:07:00 PST

New York

Oh Lordy! A minister dies and, resplendent in his clerical collar and colorful robes, waits in line at the Pearly Gates. Just ahead of him is a guy dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket,...
Posted by Muttley on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:37:00 PST

CARTOONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

June 06, 2005 8:05 P.M. - CARTOONS! Friends or Foes? (issue one) Cartoons! For nearly a century now, cartoons have been very influencial. These icons of today, however, may have influenced us and our ...
Posted by Muttley on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST