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Charlie

Your mom goes to college!

About Me

Oddly enough, I'm pretty much a representation of all the things other people think are lame...I own a collection of comic books and graphic novels that is slowly growing, and I'll hold a hell of a debate on who the greatest supervillain on Earth is. (The Joker, of course) When I'm driving I'll often times flip to the soft rock station to hear the world's greatest worst music. Where else can you hear George Michael nowadays? My boyfriend Rich is my favorite person to be around because he always has a "did you see that episode of Southpark where... [insert explanation of entire episode here] ?" . My favorite food is hot dogs, which is probably not the most nutritious choice. If I were a ninja turtle, I would be Donatello because I've always wanted to hit people with a giant stick. I'm the only person alive that remembers The Biker Mice from Mars. I think the perfect man is Jack Black. I have seven piercings. I'm Bridget Jones waiting for my Mark Darcy. I've seen every Ernest movie. I freakin' love musicals. It is my belief that cloudy and cool is the best weather. I wish I was born in the early seventies so I could have thrived in the eighties. I'm currently saving money to travel to England and observe crazy Brits. I'm addicted to Animal Crossing and Mario Kart, also any other Nintendo game that involves mini-games. I can be extremely shy, or amazingly outgoing. I trust people too much, too quickly. I can crochet. I despise platform sandals and orangey-tan skin. I love my chuck taylors and jeans. I guess I'm a total geek. Ah, well.

My Interests

Reading, eating, movies, mythology, music, independent films, arts and crafts, fashion, comics and anything covered in chocolate or cheese. (not both)

I'd like to meet:

M. Night Shymalan, Batman, Steve Carell, Optimus Prime, Shia Le Bouf, Tom Chaplin, Ben Gibbard, Jack Black, Will Ferell, Tom Hanks, Wonder Woman, Frances McDormand, Betsey Johnson, Joan Rivers so I can slap her, and and so many more people this list would go on for aeons...

Music:

Deathcab for Cutie, Coldplay, Depeche Mode, STP, The Smashing Pumpkins, Radiohead,Counting Crows, Black Sabbath, Phil Collins, Michael Jackson (the classics), Bob Marley, Nat King Cole, Keane, The Cranberries, Anything 80's, The Killers, Gorillaz, Soundgarden, Frou Frou, Pearl Jam, The Foo Fighters, The Mars Volta, The Postal Service, Morrissey/The Smiths,Tool, Dave Matthews Band, Tracy Chapman, Fiona Apple, Darren Hayes, The Eels, Yo Yo Ma, Green Day, Beck, The Chili Peppers, R.E.M,The Shins, Radiohead, Audioslave, NIN, Jeff Buckley, Silverchair, pretty much anything with a good melodic background...

Movies:

All Batman movies except for "Batman and Robin" (WHICH WAS RIDICULOUS),Zoolander, Borat, A Scanner Darkly, Little Miss Sunshine, Thumbsucker, the old Star Wars, Pan's Labyrinth, Running with Scissors, Big Fish, Garden State, Apocolypto, Bobby, Fast Food Nation, A Night at the Roxbury, Everything is Iluuminated, anything Pixar, Too Wong Foo, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Moulin Rouge, Night of the Living Dead, Rear Window, Signs, 13 Going On 30, Shaun of the Dead, Goodfellas, Candyman, Brokeback Mountain, Bill and Ted (both), The Ladykillers, Sleeping Beauty, Happy Feet, The Professional, Casino Royale, Milo and Otis, Hocus Pocus, The Witches, American Psycho, The People Under The Stairs, 3 Ninjas, Elf, Rebel Without a Cause, Rent, The Phantom of the Opera, All Harry Potter, Legend, The Labyrinth, Evil Dead, Requiem for a Dream, Mickey Blue eyes, Wallace and Gromit, Eurotrip, Feivel goes West, Vertigo, Grease, All the Ernest movies, The Producers, 40 year old Virgin, Battle Royale, The Wishing Stairs, anything Bruce Lee, Nacho Libre, The Emperor's New Groove, Gladiator, Fatal Fury series, The Village, V for Vendetta, Anchorman, Superman Returns, Swing Kids, Lady in the Water, Clerks/Clerks II, I could go on forever..............

Television:

Miami Vice, Ninja Warrior, Mythbusters, The History Channel, Style Network, all of the Law & Orders, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Southpark, Smallville, Dexter, Nip/tuck, CSI Miami, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Salute Your Shorts, Pete and Pete, Are You Afraid of the Dark?, Homicide:Life on the Street, ect....

Books:

Battle Royale, 300, All Harry Potter books, most Batman comic books, Lord of the Flies, No Man's Land, most Stephen King, V for Vendetta, Poetry, Anne Rice, Lewis Carrol, The Darkangel, Roald Dahl and those neat Scary Stories books from the early, nineties.

My Blog

Advice for the ladies

So I just started the pill. Yay for unwanted pregnancy, but boo for emotional normality. I've cried at my boyfriend on the phone twice within the past two days. The first time he totally deserved it, ...
Posted by Charlie on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST

Let go.

Drink up baby down Are you in or are you out? Leave your things behind 'Cause it's all going off without you Excuse me too busy you're writing your tragedy These mishaps You bubble-wrap When you've n...
Posted by Charlie on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:57:00 PST

My first survey. (I'm very excited)

1. What color is your bra?I have more than one, (duh) but most of them are black. It's slightly more sexy than that granny panty color they like to call "nude"2. Did you ever lie about your age?Hell y...
Posted by Charlie on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

Randall Graves complex

My mother's snoring is slowly driving me insane. She's taking a nap, but she has the computer hooked up in her room in such a way that if I were to try to remove it and use it in another room, it...
Posted by Charlie on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST

lyrical bliss

The Atlantic was born today and I'll tell you how...The clouds above opened up and let it out.I was standing on the surface of a perforated sphereWhen the water filled every hole.And thousands upon th...
Posted by Charlie on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

The time between awakening and work...

It's funny how I spend the days that I work waiting for work to begin. It's sad, really. I look at the clock and think, okay, I have three hours until I have to get ready for work...what can I do? Mos...
Posted by Charlie on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:00:00 PST

Status update no.2

Currently eating a large bowl of nachos and watching a chick flick. One may think that signifies a depressed mood. I'm not depressed. Slightly unsatisfied with current events in my life, but defenitel...
Posted by Charlie on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 12:22:00 PST

Kissing those teenage years goodbye...

This is it. My childhood is officially over as of 6am tomorrow morning. I'm ready. Things are shifting, and a faster pace is inevitable. I hope this coming of age acts as a pebble being thro...
Posted by Charlie on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST

Flippin' sweet lyrics

Dreams Oh my lifeIs changing everydayIn every possible wayAnd Oh my dreamsIt's never quite as it seemsNever quite as it seemsI know I've felt like this beforeBut now I'm feeling it even moreBecause it...
Posted by Charlie on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 02:48:00 PST

Summary and reflection

Things were going perfectly. Too perfectly. That's when it happened. My sister and I were pretty pleased with ourselves. We had arrived, built the tent, and waded in the stream. It was now time for s...
Posted by Charlie on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 12:20:00 PST