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Ewww...with your own brother?

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About Me

British student at ASU, I study English Literature and Philosophy and I live in Tempe Arizona, but am originally from Leeds England. I don't know about this success thing I've marked myself down for failing stylishly and If you don't like me screw you, you've got bad taste; Oh and by the way ladies get yourself a bikini wax, I like a clean workspace...Welcome to my world

My Interests

So I could be a wimp and put "football and hanging out with my buddies" but I'll be honest unlike most fuckers on here, I enjoy cocaine and spanking and no I'm not joking. Other enjoyed activities include travelling the world and meeting the love of my life, Displacement activity, Funny women, especially ones with low self esteem, also pursuing hedonism on a daily basis and reclaiming my mother tongue, the misuse of awesome is a pet hate the Grand Canyon is awesome Beethoven's seventh is awesome hell snorting coke off a supermodels arse (and it is arse by the way) would be awesome a keg of bud light with your frat buddys is not awesome...dude

I'd like to meet:

Funny women, especially ones with low self esteem. Also a woman who will love me for my money but doesnt understand math too well. Oh yeah and Sarah Silverman.

Music:

AC/DC, Aerosmith, Al Green, The Allman Brothers, The Amboy Dukes, Air, Arctic Monkeys, Aretha Franklin, Audioslave, Badly Drawn Boy, The Band, Barry White, The Beach Boys, The Beastie Boys, The Beatles, Bebel Gilberto, Beck, Belle and Sebastian, Bessie Smith, Billy Holliday, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Bloc Party, Bjork, The Black Crowes, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Black Sabbath, Blondie, Bob Dylan, Bob Marley, Broken Social Scene, Bruce Springsteen, The Buzzcocks, The Byrds, Camille Saint Saens, Cannonball Adderley, Captain Beefheart, Cat Stevens, Charlie Patton, The Chemical Brothers, Chuck Berry, The Clash, The Clientele, The Cramps, Cream, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Crosby Stills and Nash, The Damned, David Bowie, Deep Purple, The Devine Comedy, Dexy's Midnight Runners, Dick Dale, The Doors, Dusty Springfield, Echo and The Bunnymen, Elliot Smith, Elvis Costello, Elvis Presley, The Faces, The Fiery Furnaces, Fiona Apple, The Flaming Lips, The Flying Burrito Brothers, The Foo Fighters, Frank Sinatra, Franz Ferdinand, Frederic Chopin, The Fratellis, Gang of Four, George Bizet, George Frideric Handel, Goldfrapp, Gram Parsons, The Grateful Dead, The Hives, Howlin Wolf, Humble Pie, Ian Dury, Iggy Pop, The Jam, James Yorkston and the Athlete's, Jane's Addiction, Jean Sibelius, Jeff Buckley, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Jimi Hendrix, John Coltrane, Johnny Cash, John Lee Hooker, Jerry Lee Lewis, Joanna Newsom, Joy Division, The Kaiser Chiefs, The Kings Of Leon, The Kinks, The Kooks, Leadbelly, Led Zeppelin, Lee Perry, Leonard Cohen, Little Feat, Little Richard, Lou Reed, Loudon Wainwright, The Loveblisters,Ludwig van Beethoven, Lynard Skynard, Madness, Manic Street Preachers, Mansun, Maria Callas, Martha Wainwright, Marvin Gaye, Massive Attack, MC5, Miles Davis, Mississippi John Hurt, Moloko, Muddy Waters, Neil Young, The New York Dolls, Nick Cave, Nick Drake, Nina Simone, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, OK Go, The Orb, Otis Redding, Peter Tosh, Phil Spector, The Police, PJ Harvey, Pink Floyd, The Pixies, Placebo, Portishead, Primal Scream, Prince, Pulp, Queens Of The Stone Age,The Ramones, Radiohead, Richard Wagner, Robert Johnson, Rod Stewart, The Rolling Stones, Roxy Music, Rufus Wainwright, Scissor Sisters, Sergei Prokofiev, Sergei Rachmaninoff, Scott Walker, The Sex Pistols, Simple Minds, Skip James, Slade, Sly and the Family Stone, The Small Faces, The Smiths, Son House, Sonny Boy Williamson, The Specials, Stan Getz, Steely Dan, Stereolab, Stevie Wonder, The Stooges, The Streets, The Strokes, Suede, Sufjan Stevens, Suicide, Super Furry Animals, Supergrass, Syd Barrett, Talking Heads, Television, Ten Years After, The The, Tim Buckley, Tom Waits, U2, The Velvet Underground, The Walker Brothers, The White Stripes, The Who, Wire, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Wolfmother, The Yardbirds, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Zero 7, The Zutons; and several other popular beat combo's.

Movies:

Kes, The Man Who Would Be King, Goodfellas, Dogma, Raining Stones, Fargo, The Big Lebowski, Heathers, Secretary, The Godfather Part Two, Harold and Maude, One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, Matchstick Men, True Romance, Snatch, Time after Time, Dog Day Afternoon, The Usual Suspects, Jesus is Magic, Bonnie and Clyde, Syriana, Donnie Darko, Heat, Boogie Nights, Network, Pulp Fiction, Spinal Tap, The King Of Comedy, The Vanishing, The Getaway, Barfly, Scarface, Full Metal Jacket, The Life Aquatic, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rushmore, The Ladykillers, Memento, Carry On Girls, Carry On Camping, Nosferatu

Books:

Cheque Book, Favourite Author's: Charles Bukowski, Louis Ferdinand Celine, Colin Wilson, Rudyard Kipling, DH Lawrence, Franz Kafka, Albert Camus, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, William Blake, Friedrich Nietzsche, Nelson Algren, Anthony Burgess, Aldous Huxley, John Fante , Hunter S Thompson, George Orwell, Jack Kerouac, Henry Miller, Martin Amis, Nick Hornby, Ernest Hemingway, Tony Harrison, Kunt Hamsun, Alan Bennett, Simon Armitage

Heroes:

Don't believe in them