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Pat

What's the Craic.......

About Me

I am a friendly lad who happens to have a Polish last name, this does not make me stupid just a bit slow......As you can see from my pictures, when I am not studying the law I train chimps to do circus tricks. The little tike on the bike is named Jo Jo and at the tender age of 2 can already ride 3 miles with the assistance of some training wheels. When not impersonating Lance Armstrong, Jo Jo can also juggle bowling pins. I enjoy the finer things in life like PBR, Gordon's fish sticks and, for a splurge, Red Lobster.

My Interests

Chess, Tomfoolery, swimming with dolphins, finger painting, writing short stories, protesting the destruction of the rain forests of Sri Lanka, and I am a connoisseur of fine cheese.

I'd like to meet:

A rich girl...........

Music:

Five, Metallica, Devil Driver, Too $hort, E-40, Eazy E, Spice 1, Earth Wind and Fire, Tom Jones

Movies:

A Christmas Story, Lucas, Air Bud, Beastmaster 1 AND 2, Logans Run, and that movie where the chimp plays baseball

Television:

Family Guy followed by the Kirk Cameron Religous Infomercial that plays in Chicago nightly......http://wayofthemaster.com/, topped off with some reruns of Family Ties. Any Episode of C.H.I.P.S is hard to beat but that one where Ponch gets caught under the glass during a robbery is especially dramatic.

Books:

Moneyball, Curious George goes to jail, The House on Mango Street

Heroes:

Stomper, The Red Ropes Guy, Stew, Pip and Buttas, Mack Lawerence, and Zack Linford.