Halloween |
Why do kids expect free shit just cause it's Halloween? That's not how my childhood worked. I only got candy when I did something, like picking a lock or shootin trespassers.
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 17:12:00 GMT |
New Trailer |
I got a new trailer. Its so awesome it'll blow the shit out of your ass. Now I'm looking for some free land along the PCH to land myself on for a bit.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:06:00 GMT |
New Trailer |
I got a new trailer. Its so awesome it'll blow the shit out of your ass. Now I'm looking for some free land along the PCH to land myself on for a bit.
Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 16:06:00 GMT |
There are no words.... |
There are no words to let you fuckers know what I been through the past six months. Though words don't come easy to me, cause I didn have the best schoolin growing up. But this shit was ridiculus. Mor...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 18:04:00 GMT |
Pearl |
You can read this shit on my real blog, but I'm gonna start puttin it both there and on this myspace bullshit blog.
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:48:00 GMT |
If you were a little snotnosed piece of shit named Stefan, would you try to fuck with Pearl? |
Any of you who know me would probably say no. But some blond, pink-shirt-wearing pansy-ass named Stefan decided it was a good idea to fuck with me at a bar. At the time, I was drunk enough to have tum...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:55:00 GMT |
What I Want For Christmas: |
My two front teeth - got knocked out in a fight last nightHairsprayA get out of jail card like in Monopoly (I could use more than one)Knife with Mother of Pearl handleA fruitcake to beat the shit out ...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 17:53:00 GMT |
Q&A |
The founding member of Free Pearl Cantonella! ( http://groups.myspace.com/PCantonella ) sent me these questions:1. How do you feel about being called "Paris Hilton's evil twin"?Well, we both'll do any...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 17:55:00 GMT |
Pearl, how many people have you stabbed? |
Many of my fans, or whatever the fuck I should call you people, have asked me how many people I've stabbed. I'm here to say that is a very personal question. That's like asking a lady how many men she...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 17:57:00 GMT |
"Pearl, are you crazy?" |
"Pearl, are you crazy?"I've been asked this question several times now. The answer is no. I do have anger issues, and I have stabbed a few people, but if I was clinically insane I would never have gon...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 17:52:00 GMT |
