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The Vanilla Gorilla for a dissapointing election

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About Me

"Ain't no devil that's just god when he's drunk" Tom Waits"We will never understand each other until the language is reduced to 7 words" Gabriel Kahn , Sand and Foam

My Blog

beer, good folks, terra Cotta nightmares

here's a blog full of complete nonsense just to let you know I'm here and for the most part unchanged weebles! toast is reserved for sunday mornings I like Engrish. mothballs taste like nostalgia embr...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 23:14:00 GMT

Texas is really far away

I kind of like it down here though. it's hot...and flat, and crowded(I'm in Irving), but it's so much easier to make money doing what I do. In Tennessee I'd probably had to have sucked some dick to ge...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 01:26:00 GMT

Le sigh

how can things start looking up and down at the same time? I'm confused.
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 23:52:00 GMT

and now a real blog

I hope everyone realizes that last blog was a big joke. Emo poetry is so easy to write, but the thing is, when you think you are taking it to the point of absurdity or parody, you look up and see simi...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 00:36:00 GMT

The Fine art of Degeneracy

experimental emo poetry  your eyes communicate sorrows untold they swallow egos whole like children on a life raft adrift in a sea of angel's tears I sit crying on a cloud of boiled down sorrows...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 00:14:00 GMT

more thoughts

Recanting on a statement I made a few months ago about Willy Nelson. ok I hate his politics, same with Tommy Ching, but they are both very entertaining and talented people, and I wish everyone would l...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 03:28:00 GMT

Getting my shit together

to you my friends, I am writing this. I'm pissed off at myself for the way I've been behaving the last few years. not at all like a grown man. I'm getting my shit together and accepting reality. ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:34:00 GMT

feeling better today

I was able to offend someone's sensibilities today, so I feel better. an obese woman I saw today(5', 300+ type obese) was bitching about her husband having gained ten pounds in his belly. her husband ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 00:46:00 GMT

I've been deluding myself

I think I've been deluding myself. I am a terrible writer. I have some good ideas but I can't express them in any entertaining or meaningful way. man, alot of what I thought was me and my world is co...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:40:00 GMT

haven't blogged in a while

goddamnit I want out. there is not really much potential for a fulfilling life for me here. Army told me to go fuck myself because of my plethora of sleep disorders, so that's a no go. Michigan was fu...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:32:00 GMT