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Picky, Picky

A joke is a very serious thing.

About Me

I thought my name was Yesenia, but according to Starbucks it is Esanja. I'm pretty random and ridiculous. I like coffee, tostadas, my puppy, and trollops.

My Interests

music, movies, Starbucks, Barbra, my puppies, kids, anything with Ranch, garbanzo beans, Tapatio, milk, bananas, cereal, my iPod, Spanish, Disneyland, little girls without shoes, people who aren't retarded (I only know one), bad drivers, funny things, soccer, Target, Best Buy, my record player, karaoke, khaki pants, weddings, the Middle East, Clint Eastwood movies

I'd like to meet:

Barbra Streisand, Robert Redford, Sydney Pollack, Steven Spielberg, Diane Warren, Juanes, Burt Bacharach, Hal David, Alan & Marilyn Bergman, Tom Hanks, Donald Trump, Bill Gates♥, Adam Sandler, Barbara Seranella, Ron Howard, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox, Matt Leblanc, Matthew Perry, Lisa Kudrow, David Schwimmer, Gladys Knight, Elton John♥, Michael Buble♥, Laura Pausini, Andrea Bocelli, Dionne Warwick, Anderson Cooper, Quincy Jones, Michel Legrand, Berlin, Wolf Blitzer, Nancy Grace, John Travolta, Matt Dillon, Christina Applegate (wonderful!), Joaquin Phoenix, Marvin Hamlish♥, Bill Ross, Stephen Sondheim, Ryan O'Neal, Lance Armstrong, Sheryl Crow, Justin Timberlake, Kiefer Sutherland♥ and the cast of 24, Jeff Bridges, Jeff Daniels, Donna Summer, Tina Turner, James Brolin, Elliot Gould, Barry Gibb♥, Frank Sinatra, Barry Manilow, Tony Bennett, Bill Clinton, Barack Obama, Sydney Poitier, Alan Menken♥, Stephen Schwartz, Jude Law, Lucille Ball, Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, FDR, James Dean, Dean Martin, Teri Hatcher, Eva Longoria, Marcia Cross, Jonathan Lipnicki, Tom Cruise, Renee Zellwegger, Shania Twain, Garth Brook and his rhinestone shirt, Jon Lovitz, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Lionel Richie♥, Weird Al Yankovic, Carrot Top, George Lopez, J.Lo, Beyonce Knowles, Jay-Z, Tyra Banks, Flava Flaaaaav♥, Jose Conseco, Omarosa Ponderosa, Erik Estrada♥, Richard Gere, Robert Redford, Audrey Hepburn, giraffe lovers everywhere, and fellow observers of the woodland creatures in northern Maine

Music:

Barbra, The Beatles...and I love it all

Movies:

Funny Girl, Ferris Bueller, The Breakfast Club, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Hercules (Disney movies), Hunt for Red October, The Hills Have Eyes, Fatal Attraction, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Space Jam, The Emperor's New Grove, The Aristocats, Gigli, Glitter

Television:

24 is the only show that matters, but I also like Friends and The Apprentice...oh, and the news because it's hilarious and Cristina Mendonsa is NOT Mexican!!

Books:

How to Kill Terrorists for Dummies (The Jack Bauer Edition)

Heroes:

KRISTEN, Barbra, Jack Bauer

My Blog

Oh Jack

Here are some facts that you probably did not know about Jack Bauer:   A Zen student once asked his master: "Does Jack Bauer seek enlightenment?" To which the Zen master replied "No, enlightenmen...
Posted by Picky, Picky on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 06:38:00 PST

The Artist as Citizen - Feb. 3, 1995

A lot of the Barbra fans out there have already read Barbra's memorable 1995 Harvard University speech. This is for those, who have not read it or like to read it over and over again.   ...
Posted by Picky, Picky on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 08:13:00 PST

How a star is born

Barbra Streisand: how a star is born Her name is Barbra and she can teach today's pop singers a thing or two about being a diva BY RAFER GUZMÁNNewsday Staff WriterOctober 8, 2006 Pop music is full of ...
Posted by Picky, Picky on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 11:37:00 PST

Requiem for a Dream ---> Toy Story 2

This awesome click it:   http://www.flurl.com/item/Toy_story_II_vs_Requiem_for_a_drea m_u_79210/...
Posted by Picky, Picky on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:18:00 PST

Barbra may tour??!!?!?!?!?!?!

Streisand May Tour for First Time in Years Photos AP Photo Fri Mar 24, 2:53 PM ET Barbra Streisand may take the stage again six years after her last public concert. "A tour is being exp...
Posted by Picky, Picky on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 09:10:00 PST