Danielle

1) Hello, my name is Danielle♥2)Don't get confused.♥3) I share thoughts that most people should probably keep to themselves.♥4) I despise wearing too tight shirts or more than two layers of clothing.♥5) I don't drink soda... not because its bad 4 u but because it does leave a nasty after taste and i dont enjoy it.♥6) Tueur means Killer in French.♥7) When I belch really loud.... I laugh at myself.... I think you should laugh too.♥8) I have no shame in saying "at least its not coming out the other end" when someone gets offended.♥9) During my first years of high school I did great in my english and literature classes .... aaaand I still cuss like a sailor♥10) And I'm a pervert♥11) I drink girly drinks, I drink creamy drinks, I drink beer. I have been tipsy... not drunk. Theres a difference.♥12) I'm not into name brands.... I wear what compliments my curves and is comfortable or at the very least is bearable for more than a few hours.♥13) When I get out of the shower ... Im like a human air freshener.♥14) I procrastinate. I have no good excuses for it ... and you wont see me attempt any.♥15) I am easily amused.♥16) I blame random things on people, so I can hold them in debt. For example: "If you would have messaged me this morning I wouldn't have burnt my toast... now you owe me bread...... and a massage.♥17) Mental challenges are my favorite.♥18) I can belt out country songs i like.♥19) I love to work out.♥20) I have never dieted.♥21) I intend to keep it that way.♥22) When getting ready for an event that I have planned before hand ... I am always early.♥23) When getting ready at the last minute ... I am always late.♥24) I have a saying developed over time... always late, always early... but never on time.♥25) I am obsessed with myspace.♥26) I think cookies and cream ice cream with strawberries is delicious.♥27) I have 7 pets... a Pitbull...Four Betta Fish...a fat round pug and a psychotic feline... They are the reason i stay home so much... I love them to pieces.♥28) If you make me breakfast in the morning and hug me from behind... I may fall in love with you... don't be alarmed. I told you I was easily amused.♥29) I don't dislike much food.... I love almost every type of food and eat in large portions that shouldn't fit into a girl of my size .... but Green olives are gross.♥30) Holidays are awesome, Halloween is My Favorite. I call trick or treating a sort of theft really.♥31) Energy drink = liquid crack ... They don't have rehab for liquid crack addicts such as myself..... its probably best♥32) Full fledge internet pirate! "Argh, Me booty be shared files!"♥33) I usually hate chick flicks and dramas. If it makes me cry... it just took a place in a long line of movies I will never watch again.♥34) If there is uncontrolled gore, tons of good effects or makes me laugh out loud when I'm by myself ... I may watch it 5 times in one month.♥35)I love summer! I hate being cold... HATE IT!... well I don't like being cold.♥36) I also make threats that I wont execute, so I turn them into debts♥37) So... if you make me cold ... you owe me a blanket, a fuzzy heated blanket........ and a massage.♥38) I love to make people smile.♥39) I have a bright colored sippy cups with colored straws that goes around them... I rarely use any other cups in the house...........♥40) Ovaltine and vanilla soymilk is the best with any of my sippy cups with colored straws.♥41) I get my sippy cups from the baby aisle at rite aid, safeway or longs.♥42) I can eat endless amounts of salad.♥43) I have wondered if puking chocolate would still taste good. Also if the year 2010 will be pronounced twenty-ten or two thousand-ten. These things perplex me.♥44) I have at one time or another wished for super powers for both charitable, and nefarious reasons.♥45) Don't talk politics with me.♥46) Not a huge fan of strangers touching me. No offense but you could have drug your bare hand across a public toilet seat wiped it off on your shoulder and bumped into me at the mall and I would never know it.♥47) Things like that freak me out...♥48) If I know your name and I touch you on purpose... you are no longer a stranger.♥49) I rarely have reasons for the things I do, I will always take responsibility for them. And I think "because" is a perfectly good excuse and/or reason for anything.♥50) I am not here to impress anyone ... this is me, let's be friends.