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About Me

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

William Shakespeare, Jesus Christ, God, Lucifer, Abraham Lincoln and many others... I'd like to meet the love of my life, but she's nowhere to be found.This layout was handmade with love by the folks at My space or yours? using original artwork by Marah Johnson. Go get one!

My Blog

My own private nip/tuck!

It's been bugging the shit out of me for about a year now so I just cut a cyst out of my face with a straight bladed razor I bought from the auto parts store for 1.99. Tyler would be so proud!
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 00:39:00 GMT

Missed moments

words were meaningless and she frowned impatiently, wishing he would stop talking nonsense and touch her. her temperature had climbed until she was on fire and her mouth was dry as a kiln. her hands...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 00:58:00 GMT

The Consumptive Poets League

Because I am an artist, things affect me deeply, and I am constantly depressed. Because an artist must be totally honest, I can say without a trace of self-consciousness that my inability to deal wit...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 20:52:00 GMT

these drugs

I'm in that weird state where I have taken drugs but I know they won't take hold for at least another twenty minutes. In the mean time I just lay here and wait for the pain to slowly dissapate into t...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 23:54:00 GMT

pissing in the shower

God, It's great to have awesome friends who bring you cocktails while you shower!!! I just want to thank you for that...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Nov 2005 20:28:00 GMT

Mouth full of cavities

Mouthful of cavities Your soul's a bowl of jokes And everyday you remind me How I'm desperately in need See, I got a lot of fiends around And they're peaking through nothing new They see you ...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 21:00:00 GMT

angst

Am I the only person who is angered that water cost more money than soda???
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 12:35:00 GMT