Grudge match: Me (the badass) Vs. Jason (the pussy) |
The old guy from Rocky has been training me to kick Jason's ass. Him and his Argonauts have nothing on me. Just look at his bitchass.
Me (the supreme kicker of asses)
Vs.
Jason (the supre...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Sep 2004 01:40:00 GMT |
Dead homies |
This is for all my homies that helped me kill all those dickheads and acquire the hot chick. Your deaths will not be in vain. I won't stop drinking this 40 until you're properly honored in normal ho...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Sep 2004 10:33:00 GMT |
Baby, don't hate the playa, hate the game! |
Andromeda caught me bumping uglies with this supermodel Athenian girl the other night. She was pissed for like five minutes until I reminded her of how much motherfuckin' ass I kick.
Posted by on Wed, 01 Sep 2004 21:02:00 GMT |
Medusa's fucking nasty. For real. |
Dude, I got this shield from my dad that totally allowed me to look at that ugly ass ho bag Medusa. Then I totally chopped her head off. Unfortunately, her blood melted my badass shield............t...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Aug 2004 14:21:00 GMT |
