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About Me

I'm Zach Hammond. I live in a cozy apartment on Ruby Street, where we dance and paint and party.
I drink my coffee black, and I feel my best in a nice dress shirt and a tie, because I'm a classy guy like that.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ron Paul, Christopher Walken, Henry Rollins, Douglas Adams (RIP), Bill Murray, Hunter S. Thompson (RIP), Dennis Hopper, Willy Wonka, Paul Harvey (RIP), Art Bell, Mike D.



My Blog

Allow me to express my satisfaction.

I just got plastered and went to a restaurant to order a Rib Eye Steak with some Mashed Potatoes and Gravy and some Broccoli Salad with toast along with a chocolate milk shake with a cherry on top and...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 23:13:00 GMT

Hey Paula!

So I've been watching Bravo for a while now. Project Runway's been pretty hot lately. Top Chef's been rocking my face. But they've been pumping Paula Abdul's new show "Hey Paula."Hey Paula! You're a b...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 16:32:00 GMT

A long list of good artists doing stupid things

So here's the deal.   Part 1  You may have already heard that the Copyright Royalty Board is jacking up the rates that radio station will play to broadcast on the internet. Small radio station...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 14:59:00 GMT

Drinking.

The piano has been drinking My necktie's asleep The combo went back to New York, and left me all alone The jukebox has to take a leak Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut? And the spotligh...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 21:47:00 GMT

The grind.

I'm sitting in the computer lab on campus. I'm skipping my screenwriting class because I have the Observer (the college newspaper) on my back about corrections to my story. So here I am in the compute...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 14:16:00 GMT

Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!

It was 6:30 in the morning when I turned on my TV and discovered the coolest thing on television. Are you sitting down?SUPER ROBOT MONKEY TEAM HYPERFORCE GO!Say it out loud. SAY IT AGAIN! YEAH!I don'...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:17:00 GMT

Small details.

Since I've moved out, and have made no musician friends to play with, I've become a one-man-band. I'm slowly master the art of splitting my keyboard and play drums and piano while I sing at the same t...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 00:47:00 GMT

Zach takes on: Subway.

I'm not really a vegetarian. Sometimes, though I get into a vegetarian mood. Is there something wrong with that?Apparently. Today I went to Subway for lunch and ordered a Veggie sandwich. I didn't exp...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 11:36:00 GMT

The recent haps.

As far as blogs go, I usually have alot to say, but I never really know how to start one of these things.So now that that's out of the way:So I'm at the radio station right now. While everyone else sp...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:11:00 GMT

Words on sleeplessness, paranoia, and Strangers.

So now I'm going on 28 hours without sleep. I spent the entire night last night writing this really intense paper ("Literature Review") about the Heterosexualization of Lesbian Sexuality in the media....
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:04:00 GMT