R.I.P. Pluto |
So the jerk nerd astronomers got together in Prague last Thursday to vote Pluto off the island. Why? because they're prejudiced. Just when you thought there was enough hate and discrimination on this...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 21:54:00 GMT |
Desiderate Ottenere Me? Un romanzo da Taff |
Have any of you ever read "A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius"? I don't know about you, but it wasn't so heartbreaking to me. I was thinking, if I were to write a novel of my life, would it ...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 13:40:00 GMT |
(x² + y² - 1)³ = x²y³ |
America, my great country, is dead. Thanks to the federal gov't, which seeks to destroy every ideal that the country was founded upon, we are witnessing the death-throes of this nation. The obvious ex...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 00:56:00 GMT |
Motivi sono un essere umano inutile. |
THE RESULTS OF MY SNOWBOARDING TRIP TO MAMMOTH. I broke my scaphoid, a bone in my right wrist, under my thumb I damaged my brachial plexus, which is the nerve center under my shoulder, all my ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 17:46:00 GMT |
La Lettera Aperta Che Attualmente E registrata Sul Mio Parabrezza. |
To Whom It May Concern, If you are reading this, it means you are attempting to, or have already stolen my car. I am writing you this letter to explain to you why you should not. ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 20:35:00 GMT |
Una lettera aperta al mio molare superiore di parte di sinistra seconda. |
September 27, 2005Dear upper left second molar, The story of "us".... We met about two months ago. I had never payed much attention to you before. Sure, we had our moments, brushing, flossing, and wh...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 00:06:00 GMT |
An Open Letter To Myself. |
NOVEMBER 22, 2005 AN OPEN LETTER TO MYSELF Dear Tiffany, The reason I am writing this letter is simple. I'm lame. I am so l...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Nov 2005 02:28:00 GMT |
An Open Letter To Jenn Lauren |
November 1, 2005An Open Letter To Jenn Lauren.Dear Jenn Lauren, So this morning, I was rudely awaken by an (818) number. Of course, as you know Jenn, I never answer calls from numbers I don't know. So...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 12:21:00 GMT |
An Open Letter To My (Pierced) Tongue. |
AN OPEN LETTER TO MY TONGUE OCTOBER 17, 2005 Dear Tongue, So about a week ago, at Venice Beach, I thought about piercing you. I really considered it. I called a couple people, asked th...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Oct 2005 13:43:00 GMT |
A Much Needed Tutorial. |
Your Your Your Your Your Your Your Your Your YourNO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!You're = Contraction of You are = "You're an idiot."Your = Posessive = "Your mom." There There There There There There Th...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 03:21:00 GMT |
