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Danley Stanielson

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

My Interests

Television:

project runway, golden girls, adult swim, family guy, futurama, american dad, hardball, abrams report, bbc news, making the band, rita cosby (for laughs), strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade

SUNDAY NIGHT SEX SHOW

Books:

100 years of solitude, the ancestor's tale, one day my soul just opened up, guns germs & steel, sartre, augusten burrows, the god delusion, richard dawkins, swann's way

Heroes:



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My Blog

Q1 crap clip 2007

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Posted by Danley Stanielson on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:28:00 PST

Johnny Foodkritik Goes on a Date

1ST COURSE: THE CONVERSATION ---Well first of all, my date arrived 20 minutes late. Apparently his unibrow gets in the way of his driving. This dish is best served with tweezers and a 10 minute wa...
Posted by Danley Stanielson on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

why idiots shouldn't write books that teach Armenian

"Sairko, sa kair oo aik aishoon door anoosh noosh"| -> "Sairko, give sweet almonds to this fat she-ass""Sairko, sa kair oo sik aish ai"| -> "Sairko, this is a fat she-ass""Aida, ays gabooyd hobod eh, ...
Posted by Danley Stanielson on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 02:38:00 PST

three reasons

three reasons to sleep with the old guy that came into the abbey the other night:1: It will be over quick2: It will be the best sex of your life3: When you're done, you can wipe the cum off with hi...
Posted by Danley Stanielson on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:09:00 PST

Hello Miss

THE RIGHT FRENCH MAN FOR THE RIGHT WOMAN TO MAKE THE LIFE BETTER - 41 ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Hello Miss, Find a woman it's to much work, I am...
Posted by Danley Stanielson on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 09:54:00 PST