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About Me

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I take a while to get to know but once you take the time to get to know me I appreciate the fact that you put forth the effort and I let you know the real me. And Trust me...there's no other like me lol. --No drugs EVER in my life, social drinker, non-smoker going on 2 years, and drowning in a sea of debt. Other than that, not much to tell lol. I'm attracted to WHITE MEN, dark hair, dark eyes. I love a sense of humor obviously, and I like someone who I can feel like is my best friend, very casual and comfortable together but someone who also lights my fire!Also I should admit upfront that I am like really in love with myself - so clearly I am probably a high maintenence girl - I think that's what they call it lol.

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Don't get me wrong - I make my own money - like that song by Weebie - I am very
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but to quote the infamous Lil' Kim in the song "Lady Marmalade" - "WHY SPEND MINE WHEN I CAN SPEND YOURS?" - Haha! I like shiny things like diamonds and love to go shopping. Haha! I feel it best to get all the dirty details out upfront so you can either add me or move on. Haha!
Basically if you can:

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Then by all means HIT ME UP! lol - Honesty is the best policy I always say because after all:

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My Interests

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Interests are hard to explain when I think about it. I like to say I'm "interested" in a lot of things. But basically I'm a very lazy person and I gotta be in just a total "mood" to do the things I claim to be interested in. Most times I'd rather just sleep and I'm very interested in that lol! - I like to read, write, play Grand Theft Auto Vice City for hours putting lil' Tommy Verccetti @ the top of buildings using the weapons cheat codes and killing folks for hours - your basic 26 year old interests lol

Oh yeah - and I LOVE:

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I'd like to meet:

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But being honest about my Princess persona - it would also be helpful to note that I am just like every girl and I feel:

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and I hope to find him one day soon. *smile*

Music:

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Eminem, Britney Spears, Country, Pop, PANIC AT THE DISCO BABY! - um...pretty much everything from some rap to some country to some poppy r&b...but not really into metal bands...(Metallica, Lynard Skynard etc)

Movies:

Anything w/ John Travolta or Robert Downey Jr. Those are two AWESOME actors. God Bless Robert Downey Jr for staying straight this long man! Keep your nose clean dude! Good job! I wish young girls in Hollywood (namely Lindsey and Britney would look to Mr Downey Jr as an example of the fact that they CAN climb out of the hole they're digging themselves into and make it right...granted it took him a few tries, but he's finally got it - very proud!)

Television:

When I wasn't poor and could afford cable tv - i loved every show on nick at nite - now I watch a lot of ion television on basic tv channel 14 lol (mama's family, alice, drew carey show, etc) - I love Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, King of The Hill - Full House, ALF, Cosby Show, etc. (recently started watching and really enjoying King of Queens) LOVE LOVE LOVE Jerry Springer and Maury!

Books:

There's a young lady I'd like you to all meet. Go to the website www.georgianicols.com - those are my FAVORITE books right now. I enjoy diary type books, like Georgia's books, and the Princess Diaries. I also like Nicholas Sparks books, The Violet Eyes series, and girlie books such as Jemmima J, The Next Big Thing, etc. (right now reading a lot of fitness magazines)

Heroes:

My Mother...she's kept her head up and held what's left of our family together after losing a son and her husband so close together - she's a real superstar!-- and those guys who made Beavis and Butthead lolAlso, adding a new hero to this list - after watching my best friend with his son today - he's a true hero - I mean no joking at all - it takes serious dedication and determination to be so easy going with a screaming baby - I just watch him and beam with pride how much he's grown up - and to know he's about to go back into the Marines to defend this country of ours so that he and I, and his son, and his family and my family, etc can be safe - that's awe inspiring! - he's very special to me - you all should get to know him - I love what I know about him - so far at least lol

My Blog

Too Good To Be True?....

Ever have one of those days where you think - if it keeps going this well, I better start worrying about what's going to hit me hard between the eyes soon? lol 1. Great day at work 2. Everyone told me...
Posted by A.L.F. on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 02:14:00 PST

Weight

I just put up some pictures of myself and my neice at the gym. The angles I see in the pictures, and the size of myself in these pictures, sure gives me no desire to return to the gym. I mean I&...
Posted by A.L.F. on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 01:07:00 PST

4 Years Left (Happy Birthday To Me)

I am 26 years old today. My my, how time does fly! I have four years left to lose 200lbs - write my screen play - travel to California - stick my script in the hands of Kevin Smith (silent bob) ...
Posted by A.L.F. on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:02:00 PST

New Blog - I Repeat - NEW BLOG

Okay - this is why I don't blog. I had been rambling on and on here for about the past 40 min - I press enter below, there's this long long lag, and then it says web page expired. When I hit the back ...
Posted by A.L.F. on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:12:00 PST

Yes Sir Son!

Fuck fuck fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noise noise noise. One two. One two three four. Noise noise noise. Smokin weed smokin weed, rollin' blunts drinkin...
Posted by A.L.F. on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 04:05:00 PST

New Blog?! Can this be true??

Not much of it - just to post and share with friends a favorite song of mine that's been going through my head now for the past few weeks - check it out: Artist/Band: Travis TrittLyrics for Son...
Posted by A.L.F. on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:24:00 PST

Surgery Success! - currently Thyroidless :)

Using the computer here @ work real fast to post to anyone who cares that my surgery was successful. The Surgon said it was the biggest thyroid he'd ever removed and I was like that's a given......if ...
Posted by A.L.F. on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 09:38:00 PST

Surgeon knows how to Git-R-Done!

So, I go to see the surgeon today (06/15/06) and I'm in his like examing room with him a matter of 7 min tops - and out of the entire office back in the truck in about 15 min tops with my pre-op date....
Posted by A.L.F. on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 05:15:00 PST

Food is such an ISSUE!

I just scanned over my previous blog postings and dang I sure do "start the road to a healthy life" a lot don't I? lol - Oh well, take this for what you will: it's 10:35a on Sunday 06-11-06 and I've a...
Posted by A.L.F. on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 07:35:00 PST

Surgery Info for those who I've not told yet....

...to recap for anyone who may not know yet - here's the deal (I've posted a new pic of my neck you can somewhat see the growth to the lower righthand side in the pic)....Anyways about 3 years ago I g...
Posted by A.L.F. on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 07:28:00 PST