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Smella

About Me



Some people look at things and say Why.. I look at things and say "Why The Fuck Not!"

"If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as an Ass."

If you want to know about me why read this stupid thing and not just ask me...

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My Interests

Music, Films, Poetry, Pink Slipping Life, Tattoos, Drinking, Editorial/High Fashion Hair, Showering Naked, Making Yellow, Having sexin' on My Navy boy, Log, Dead Stuff, Fisting Your Mom, Stealing Spoons That Are Too Big, Anything Irish, Body Mod, Not Being You, Mythology, Shitting My Soul, Being Asthma-ed, Fucking Your Sister, Jager, Additive inverses, Astrology, Not Mapquesting for Sex, Hair Pulling, Taking Huge Dooks That Smell Bad, Pee-Wee, Being Choked, Fitches, Serial Killers, Heels, Doing The Dirty Deed, Rocking Of The Anus, the usual..yaddi ya

The Salmon Dance Video The Salmon Dance lyrics - Chemical Brothers lyrics Provided By: Your Mom

I'd like to meet:


People with common sense.

Music:

It's music I listen to it.

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats.
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy! That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!
If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!
Stinky's last name is up for debate. It is pronounced closer to "whizzleteats". The authority for "Weaselteats".
"Sing 'Happy Happy Joy Joy'. Repeat until death sets you free."

IT'S LOG!!!!!!

Movies:

BoonDock Saints, Drop dead Fred, Bio-dome, original sin, slc punk, four rooms, clockwork orange, anything horror wise especially cheesey ones, hellraiser, fearless vampire killers, underworld, lost boys, empire records, gremlins, strangeland, red dragon, hannibal, silence of the lambs, american gothic, night of the demons, rocky horror picture show, labyrinth, edward scissor hands, pirates of the carribean, nightmare before x-mas, star wars (original), leprechaun, mummy, wizard of oz, who framed rodger rabbit, rush hour, cky, princess bride, men in thights, dead and breakfast. theres so many more i'm not gonna type them all out... mainly comedy and horror.. anything with dead bodies and blood and guts. i'll watch most anything.

Television:

Ya, I watch that!...jeeeealous?

Books:

What's reading? I'm pink slipped from reading.

Heroes:

Stabby McKnife

Me loves me gma!