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Don't Hate Me 'Cause You Aint Me!

About Me


No Competition
Just ENEMIES!
Let me just make this perfectly clear. Fuck You. Now to begin, I'm 20 but the furthest from being an adult. MY birthday is in FEBRUARY. My favorite holiday is Christmas. I have a huge AWESOME family,♥ GREAT friends!!♥ I LOVE MY LIFE!! I'm 5'4.. I'm surely not looking for your approval nor your acceptance. I'm Cynical. Rude. Devoted. Sensitive. Kind Hearted. Respectful. Sweet. Committed. Conceited. Sincere. Trustworthy. Imaginative. Creative. Funny. Confident. Hardworking. Warm. Loving. Determined. Open Minded. Shallow. Caring. Energetic. Charming. Compassionate. Sarcastic. Good Communicator As Well As Concentrated. OUT GOING. The saying "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all" doesn't apply to me.
I tend to get bored of people quickly. I CAN have more than one best friend at a time. I'm usually just one person, I speak my mind. I don't like people who fish for compliments.. Yes I'm Single. But the furthest from being Easy. Find your fast fuck elsewhere. I love to dance. But just because I do, does not mean I want to talk about it. Honestly. I Hate being out of my element. I am not close to my parents at all. I have issues trusting people. I can give advice but I can not take it. I like the color black, but I'm not Gothic. I'm the person who opens the gift before reading the card.. And for those people who think I'm a "bitch" Let me just tell you this... There is a HUGE difference between being rude, and being honest. So Do Everyone A Favor And Get Over Yourself!
I think accents are cute. I'm Spanish decent/Guamanian, for those who are unsure. I don't have any healthy eating habits. And please don't get excited if you see yourself on my "Top Friends" you're only there so I can find you faster... I think its pretty cliche of me to say that "Music Is My Passion" because it seems to be every ones as of lately. I hate most gangster rap. Mike Jones. Just sayin. I love plastic surgery. I am more curious about dieing rather than scared. My biggest fear is to grow old....alone. Which duh.. I know I wont... I hate bugs. Please don't message me if your IQ doesn't exceed room temperature. Thanks for your "important" time.
♥♥ AQUARIUS ♥♥ Trustworthy. Sexy. Sweet. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Competitive. Will exceed your expectations. Caring. Amazing in bed. THE BEST LOVERS. Make the bestest friends honest in EVERY way.I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.1

My Interests

"Bad To The Bone"
On the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round
And they gazed in wide wonder At the joy they had found The head nurse spoke up And she said leave this one alone She could tell right away That I was bad to the bone Bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone

I broke a thousand hearts Before I met ou I'll break a thousand more Baby Before I am through I wanna be your's pretty baby Your's and your's alone I'm here to tell ya honey That I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone
SOLO
I make a rich woman beg I'll make a good woman steal I'll make an old woman blush And make a young woman squeal I wanna be your's pretty baby Your's and your's alone I'm here to tell ya honey That I'm bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone

SOLO 2
And when I walk the streets Kings and Queens step aside Every woman I meet They all stay satisfied I wanna tell ya pretty baby Well Ya see I make my own I'm here to tell ya honey That I'm bad to the bone Bad to the bone B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-Bad Bad to the bone
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1.)I Hate Myspace.
2.)I'm Not A Virgin.
3.)I Don't Eat Seafood.
4.)I've Never Had Braces.
5.)I Spend Money Way Too Much.
6.)I'm The Youngest Of Seven.
7.)I See Details That Others Miss.
8.)I LOVE TO HAVE FUN!
9.)I'm 50% Guamanian. 50% Spanish Decent.
10.)I Love The Sun.
11.)POP LOCK AND DROP IT!
12.)I'm Closest To My Sister Then Anyone.
13.)I Hate Fake People, or Should I Say Fake Girls.
14.)I Love Food!
15.)My Worst Habit Is Procrastinating.
16.)I Like Fake Boobs..
17.)I Am Not A Lesbian Nor Bi Curious.
18.)I Love Shoes.
19.)I Love Looking At The Stars.
20.)I Prefer High Heels To Comfort.
21.)I Have A Thing For Metro Sexual Guys.
22.)I'm Judge People Before I Really Know Them.
23.)I Hate More Than I Appreciate.
24.)I'm Am Not Shy.
25.)I Am Independent.
26.)Pretty People Make Me Happy.
27.)I Don't Eat Healthy.
28.)I Love Taking Pictures.
29.)I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT! LOL
30.)I Love To Shop!
31.)I Hate Moochers AKA Money Grubbers!
32.)I CAN GET ALONG WITH JUST ABOUT EVERYONE!
33.)I've Watched "Just Friends" More Then A Billion Times.
34.)I'm Not Motivated To Do Much Unless It Benefits Me.
35.)I Try To Get Lucky Every New Years.
36.)I Want To Design Lingerie One Day.
37.)I Love Magazines Like People, In Touch, US Weekly. etc. Gotta Love That Hollywood Gossip.
38.)I Go To College.
39.)I LOVE Stand Up Comedy.
40.)I Absolutely Hate Love Handles.
41.)I'm The Biggest Flirt.
42.)I Am Terrified Of Bugs. Any Size.
43.)I Don't Do Drugs, But I'm Not A D.A.R.E. Officer Either...
44.)I Enjoy Drinking Beer.
45.)Size Does Matter.
46.)Guys In Uniform Are Fucking Gorgeous.
47.)My Jeans Are Size 1.
48.)I Have Countless "Jessica Simpson" Moments.
49.)I'm Addicted To Reality T.V.
50.)I Like To Stick Out.
51.)Pale Skin Bugs The Shit Out Of Me.
52.)I Strongly Believe That "Honesty Is The Best Policy."
53.)I Have My Own Style.
54.)I Love My iPOD.
55.)My Nails Are Always Done.
56.)I've Never Been Arrested.
57.)Shaggy Hair Is Sexy.
58.)I Hate Bitches. Plain & Simple!
59.)I Love Hot Baths.
60.)I'm Not Conscious Of The Rude Facial Expressions I Make...
61.)I Only Watch The Super Bowl For Half Time & The Commercials.
62.)I Dress Up My Dog.
63.)I Am NOT A Morning Person. At All
64.)I Love Serious Talks.
64.)My Favorite Number Is 23.
65.)I Love My Body.
66.)I'm Addicted To Reality TV.
67.)I Have A TERRIBLE Memory. TERRIBLE.
68.)I Get Drunk SO EASY.
69.)I'm Not A Whore...Fuck Off With The Rumors.
70.)My Biggest Pet Peeve Is When People Tell Me What.To.Do.
71.)I Love Spearmint Gum!
72.)I'm A Sucker For Romance.
73.)I Hate Liars.
74.)I'm Not Afraid To Be Goofy.
75.)I Love Modeling And Its Entire Industry.
76.)I Love My Eyes. They're Practically Black.
77.)I Love To Make People Laugh!
78.)I Think The Worst Feeling In The World Is A Broken Heart. I'd Rather Have Two Broken Legs.
79.)My Parents Spoil Me To Pieces.
80.)I'm Not As Mean As People Make Me Appear.
81.)I Don't Get Sunburns.
82.)I HAVE ZERO PATIENTS!
83.)I Prefer White Gold.
84.)I Say The Words: "Like, Umm, Holla, Fuck, && Cool" Probably Too Often.
85.)Mohawks Are So Hot Right Now.
86.)My Hair De-tangles Itself.
87.)Alcohol Makes Me Easy. Its Truly A Sad Story...
88.)I Love The Smell Of A Burning Candle..
89.)I Dislike Skinny Jeans.
90.)I Am Probably The BIGGEST SWEETHEART You'll EVER meet.
91.)I'm Catholic.
92.)I Am A Good Dancer.
93.)Cuddling Everything.
94.)I Love Hot Tubbing.
95.)It Doesn't Take Much To Make Me Cry.
96.)I Hate When People Whistle At Me. I Cannot Stand It.
97.)I Get Bored Easily.
98.)I Complain About Most Things.
99.)I Don't USUALLY Get Embarrassed

DURRUUUUNNK!

I'd like to meet:

NO ONE CAN MAKE YOU FEEL INFERIOR WITHOUT YOUR CONCENT. -ELINOR ROOSEVELT

FUCK NO!
People Touching My Face. (That's a 'No, No'. I Don't Know Where That Hand's Been, Honey. -K. Ripa) | Losers Thinking It's Love Because I Am Nice To Them |Blinking cellphones ???? | Walking Outside Barefoot | Zits | STUCK. UP. BITCHES. | bad handwriting | Frizzy Hair, Brush That Shit You Fucking Animal. | Drawn On Eye Brows. | Guys Wearing EYELINER You Look Like You're Wearing Makeup By Fisher Price. Stoppit. | That Excess Shit That Hangs Over Girls Jeans. Is It Fat In Here, Or Is It Just Me? | The Color Orange. Eww. | People Who Cant Fucking Spell Or Abbreviate The Fuck Out Of ANYTHING. Don't Be Fat. | Body Hair. Shave You Fucking Primate. | Bitches Who Still Wear Scrunchies. Hahahahaha, You Stylish Thing You. | Uhh, Did I Say Love Handles | People Who Hate Me For No Reason. :) ( If You've Got A Reason, I Don't Care WHAT It Is, Just At Least Hate Me For Something Logical :*) ) | Cheating? So. Fucking. Wrongggg. | Toddlers. Kids Are Cute Before They Grab Shit && Talk. | People Who Think That Messaging Me On Myspace && Telling Me I'm Offensive && Rude Is Going To Move Me Enough To Fix My Entire Profile. Umm No. Send The Debate Committee My Regards
FUCK YES!!
Sense Of Humor. Uh Yeah, Those Are Handy In Life

Music:

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30 Seconds To Mars, Akon, The Ataris, Augustana, Baby Boy Da Prince, Bar-Kays, Benny Benassi, Beyonce, Billy Talent, Blue October, Bone Thugs N Harmony, Box Car Racer, Brad Paisley, Breaking Benjamin, Britney Spears, Bun-B, Bush, Carrie Underwood, Chevelle, Chingy, Ciara, Corinne Bailey Rae, D12, Da Backwoodz, Daniel Powter, Danity Kane, David Banner, Dawn Angelique, Dem Franchise Boyz, Dido, Eminem, Evanescence, Fragalicious, Five For Fighting, Fountains Of Wayne, Frankie J, The Fray, Gary Jules, Gavin Thorpe, George Michael, Ginuwine, Godsmack, Hello Goodbye, Hinder, Jay-Z, Jimmy Eat World, John Mayer, Johnny Cash, Josh Groban, Juelz Santana Aye, Justin Timberlake, Kaci Brown, Keane, Keith Urban, Kelly Clarkson, Kenny Chesney, Kevin Federline - SIKE, Kill Hannah, The Killers, Landon Pigg, LeeAnn Womack, Lil Jon, Lil Weezy F Baba Please Say The Baba, Ludacris, Marc Seals, Mariah Carey, Marlyn Manson, Matt Kearney, MIMS, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Nickleback, Nine Inch Nails, Nodes Of Ranvier, Oasis, Oliver James, PANIC! At The Disco, Petey Pablo, Pitbull, The Pussycat Dolls, Q.Amey, The Recounters, Rascal Flatts, RBD, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rick Ross, Rock, Rodney Adkins, Rogue Wave, Shania Twain, Shawnna, Shine, Shinedown, Silverstein, Smashing Pumpkins, Snoop DOGG, Snow Patrol, Social Distortion, Spaklehorse, SR-71, Staind, Stevie B, Story Of The Year, The Streets, Sugarcult, Supertramp, Switchfoot, System Of A Down, T-Pain, Taylor Swift, Tech N9ne, Three Days Grace HOLLA, Three Six Mafia, Tim McGraw, Trina, Twista, U2, Unwritten Law, Vanessa Hudgens, Yellow Card, Ying Yang Twins --- ANDDDD MORE!

Movies:

Just Friends, Click, Pretty Woman, Sin City, Saw I, II & III, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Walk The Line, Coming To America, Amityville Horror, A Walk To Remember, Ever After, The Transporter I and II, Serendipity, The Sweetest Thing, John Tucker Must Die, She's The Man, The Lake House, V For Vendetta, Hitch, Bruce O'Mighty, Mean Girls...
The Best Love Is The Kind That Awakens The Soul And Makes Us Reach For More, That Plants Fire In Our Hearts And Brings Peace To Your Minds. And That's What You've Given Me. That's What I'd Hope To Give You Forever. -The Notebook

Television:

Stand Up Comedy, Friends, Desperate Housewives, Spongebob Squarepants, VH1, MTV, && E!

Books:



Heroes:

MY MOM - and not to mension, MY SEXY MOTHER FUCKEN SELF!

My Blog

a poem my friend wrote for me!

A beauty so bountiful curves that stop words Truly she's powerful skirts are simply a perk Sweet and educated The last piece of the puzzle My dreams replicated Perhaps queens can be humble Eyes that d...
Posted by Geli! on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 07:26:00 PST

make a mistake

"Make A Mistake"You over think thingsYou say what if we're not meant to beWell you know what so whatMake a mistake with meNobody goes through this life and doesEverything perfectlyWe're all gonna fail...
Posted by Geli! on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:34:00 PST

BITCHES DONT KNOW WHO THEY'RE FUCKEN WITH -- GOT EM!

TO KAITLYNN LYNCH! EWW you think after all these years she would develope some class... i guess her bein all ghetto wasnt a faze like her parents hoped after all.. haha and that baby doesnt even look...
Posted by Geli! on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 12:16:00 PST

30 ways to make a girl SMILE!

30 ways to make a girl smile . . . . . 1. Tell her she is beautiful, not hott, fine or sexy. [its the best compliment]2. Hold her hand at any moment even if it just for a second.3. Kiss her on the for...
Posted by Geli! on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 01:30:00 PST