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Methyl

Let the darkness do what the darkness does best

About Me

It's my world, the rest of you are just here pissing me off. I've got the ones that I need. The rest of you can take a burning leap straight to Heaven cause I don't want you in my Hell. Now fuck off!
You Are 98% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Are 76% Sociopath
The good news is that you're devastatingly charming.
The bad news? You mostly use those charms for evil! Are You A Sociopath?
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My Interests

Fulfilling destiny. Sex and violence are now a close and intricately linked second. Worshipping at the feet of the Goddess. Spanking the ass of the Goddess as she worships me. Oh yeah, incidentally, I will rule this fucking earth or be killed trying. Strike me down and the minions will rape and burn everything you ever loved while forcing you to watch. Drink piss, fuckers! Die and fucking rot, please!

I'd like to meet:

Satan. Marius. Curve. Courtney Fucking Love. Your fucking slut of a mother, so I could teach her a lesson about spreading her skanky thighs for any truck driver who will give her another welfare case, tax exemption, idiot child like you.I've already met Siouxsie. Here's an introduction for those of you who have not. data="http://www.youtube.com/v/wCKHJEehudE" ..
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Music:

NIN, Ministry, Sisters of Mercy, Rammfuckingstein, when Christine sings Siouxsie and the Banshees songs just for me. Cruxshadows, Abney Park, Zeromancer, HIM and VAST. AND... I still love the music of the 80's, so bite my dick!!!!! If you think Goth/Industrial music is all about vampires and darkness , then you should watch the video below. Loser.

Movies:

The Crow. Silent Hill. Billy Jack. Immortal Beloved. Reign of Fire. Gothic. Salome's Last Dance. The Lion in Winter. John Woo's Hong Kong films. The films of Oliver Reed and Vincent Price (even the shitty ones). Anything in which the Dead walk.

Television:

English Premiere League - and my favorite team (Manchester United) just happens to be known as the Red DEVILS, I didn't plan it that way, honest! FARSCAPE. The Shield. Rome. The History Channel. Thank you Steve Irwin for all your efforts at conservation and for loving the animals.

Books:

The one I read to Christine, Fingerprints of the Gods, The Name Encanyoned River, Flawed Angel

Heroes:

Byron, Poe, Stipe and Reznor. Anyone who lives for themself.Jason - My best friend, my brother. He has always accepted me exactly the way I am without conditions and without compromise, no matter what.Ally-gator and her Fork of Destiny! Jefferson and his one man rave machine! Live2skateKate and her "get outta my face" attitude!

My Blog

Albums That Changed My Life

I asked my friends to send to me a list of music that changed their lives. Here is my list.  I thought about defining each one as I went, but realized that the category defines itself (differentl...
Posted by Methyl on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:58:00 PST

"Only human...." What A Lousy Excuse

I was searching for a little bit of normal and holy hell was I ever disappointed.......again. Let's start by deciding what "normal" is.  For some it is going to work all week long and then gettin...
Posted by Methyl on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:42:00 PST

You Have Never Met A Bastard Like Me

You insult me and you have never even met me, fucker!  You rely on the half-fanciful descriptions of a six-year-old for your opinion of me.  I saw your picture and figured, "yeah, that's one...
Posted by Methyl on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 10:52:00 PST

Fooled Ya!!

See, here's the thing, fuckers, I look just like you when I want to.  I can run through your children's nightmares with painted eyes and a bloody mouth... AND...  I can put on a suit and att...
Posted by Methyl on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 12:59:00 PST

She is born again unto me....

She said, "You had me at 'Hello, don't make me have to kill you.'"  And she meant it, incidentally so did I. She was looking for something, or someone to take the pain away and found that she cou...
Posted by Methyl on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:06:00 PST

Advocating Cats or Pussy?

Why do so many women on Myspace equate themselves to cats?  They give names like "Miss Kitty," "PantherGirl" and "Kitty Kat."  They seem to be suggesting that they are cat-like creatures;&nb...
Posted by Methyl on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 10:42:00 PST