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Jen

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You Know You're From Minnesota When...
The weather is usually 80% of your conversation.When you say "down south" you're referring to Iowa.You call highways "freeways."Snow tires came standard on your car.You've never taken public transportation.75% of your graduating high school class went to the University of Minnesota."Perkins" was the only hangout option in high school.You assume when you say "The Cities" people know where you're talking about.You can list all the "-dales."People from other states love to hear you say words with "o"s in them.In a conversation you've heard someone say "yah sure, you betcha" and you didn't laugh.You could pinpoint exactly where each scene in the movie "Untamed Heart" was filmed.You hate the movie "Fargo" but realize you and your entire family have that same accent.You get mad at people who think Fargo is in Minnesota.You know what Mille Lacs is and how to spell it.You have fish boiled in lye for Christmas.You know what "uff-da" means and how to use it properly.You know the 2 sports-related reasons why we hate Dallas.Nothing gets you madder than seeing a Green Bay sticker on a MN car.The only reason you go to Wisconsin is to get fireworks.You're a loyal Target shopper.You've frozen your tongue on a metal handrail before.You own an ice house, a snowmobile, and a 4 wheel drive vehicle.You wear shorts when it's 50 degrees outside in March, but you bundle up and complain in August when it goes below 60.You have gone trick-or-treating in 3 feet of snow.You've not only walked across a lake, you've driven across one.Everyone you know has a cabin or, at least, access to one.You know that Lake Wobegon isn't real and you know who made it up, where they live, and exactly what you want to do about it.You have friends who schedule their wedding in the middle of January without a thought about weather conditions.You consider a six inch snowfall a blessing for "the cities" because it provides instant urban renewal.You keep the snow tires on your truck all year because it ain't worth taking them off for only two months.Your local Dairy Queen is closed from December through February.You believe the only REAL vehicles have skis in front and a loud motor under your seat.You consider snow banks to be "just another rough" on the golf course.You have worn shorts and a parka at the same time.You were delighted to get a miniature snow shovel for your 3rd birthday.Your town isn't trying to be ironic when it plans a "winter carnival."The temperature in March is above freezing for three days in a row, and you think it's summer.You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire East Coast.You think happiness is owning a "piece of lakeshore."You never meet any celebrities except The "BODY"You know what and where "Dinkytown" is.When you talk about "opener" you are not talking about cans.You have refused to buy something because it's too "spendy."You believe that the Vikings would have won four Super Bowls by now if they were still playing in Metropolitan Stadium.You are convinced the Twins will never win the pennant because the owners are too cheap to pay the good players, so they all leave.Your town has an equal number of bars and churches. You grew up thinking rice was only for dessert.You think that ketchup is a little too spicy.Your gas station thinks "full service" means filling your gas tank, washing the windshield, checking the oil and being friendly to the customers.You (or your parents) voted for Mondale.You've seen "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" in Uptown.You know that everyone has a city preference -- Minneapolis or St. Paul.You can honestly claim Germanic / Scandinavian ancestors, and have been known to say "ya" instead of "yes"Upon seeing an ocean for the first time, you say, "Hey! That looks like Lake Superior!"You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Minnesota.
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What alcohol are you??

GREY GOOSE
Goose gets you Loose. Casual partying. You dont party that often but when you do. Goose gets you loose. Drink up!
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Your Emoticon Is Smiling
Right now, you're feeling cheerful and content - without a care in the world. What Emoticon Best Represents You Right Now?======================
Name: Jennifer Lynn Ward
Birthdate: 25 June 1986
Birthplace: Fridley, Minnesota
Current Location: Fort Benning, Georgia
Eye Color: Blue/grey
Hair Color: Natural blonde, dyed red w/ highlights
Height: 5'3 1/2"
Weight: Nunya
Piercings: Two in each lobe, one in tongue
Tattoos: 4
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Husband, Daniel
Overused Phraze: Dude!
FAVORITES
Food: Chinese
Candy: I don't really eat candy
Number: 4
Color: Varies by mood
Animal: Wolf or tiger
Drink: Dr. Pepper or Barq's
Alcohol Drink: N/A
Bagel: WTF kinda question is that? I don't know!
Letter: F
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: McDick's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: Iced tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: Kiss
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Both
Love or Money: Love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Usually whenever Dan goes to bed
Most Missed Memory: Friends in MN
Best phyiscal feature: Eyes
First Thought Waking Up: How did I get so lucky?
Goal for this year: Lose 30 lbs
Best Friends: Dan, Bre, Ashley, Rob
Weakness: My heart
Fears: Too much
Heritage: German/Finnish
Longest Relationship: The one I'm in now
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: A long time ago
Ever Smoked: Yes
Pot: Yes
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been beaten up: Yes
Ever beaten someone up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue/grey/green
Favorite Hair Color: Brown or blonde
Short or Long: Short
Height: Taller than me
Style: Whatever
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: No drugs, occasional/"social" drinker
Muscular or Really Skinny: In between
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Too many
What country do you want to Visit: Lots
How do you want to Die: In my sleep
Been to the Mall Lately: A few weeks ago
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love 'em!
Get along with your Parents: Yes
Health Freak: Not really
Do you think your Attractive: Sometimes
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes
Want to go to College: Yes
Do you Smoke: Yes
Do you Drink: Rarely
Shower Daily: Yes
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Not very well
Want to get Married: I am
Do you want Children: YES
Have your future kids names planned out: Yes
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Lost it at 18
Hate anyone: Yes

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Your Linguistic Profile:
65% General American English
20% Upper Midwestern
5% Dixie
5% Midwestern
0% Yankee What Kind of American English Do You Speak?====================================
Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
What kind of automobile are you

Pontiac GTO
You rely on shear power to get you from point A to point B. It's old school or no school!
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Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Tell them I said something." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?===================

Insane Clown Posse and Twiztid are going on another tour. THE TEMPEST WORLD TOUR!! Here are upcoming shows and go to their MySpace page http://www.myspace.com/tempestworldtour for more info! I hope to be going to the one in St. Petersburg, FLA. Hope to see some of you Juggalos and Juggalettes there!

TOUR DATES:

April 26: 5:30PM - Orbit Room - Grand Rapids, Michigan $27.50

April 27: 8:00PM - Agora Theater - Cleveland, Ohio $30

April 28: 6:30PM - Congress Theater - Chicago, Illinois $28.50

April 29: 5:00PM - Myth - Maplewood, Minnesota $30

May 01: 7:00PM - Val Air Ballroom - Des Moines, Iowa $28.50

May 02: 5:00PM - Pop's - Sauget, Illinois $35

May 03: 7:00PM - The Cotillion - Wichita, Kansas $30

May 04: 8:00PM - Fillmore Auditorium - Denver, Colorado $25

May 05: 6:30PM - The Great Salt Air - Magna, Utah $28

May 08: 8:00PM - The Big Easy Concert House - Spokane, Washington $27.50

May 09: 8:00PM - Roseland Theater - Portland, Oregon $30

May 11: 8:00PM - Senator Theatre - Chico, California $27

May 12: 8:00PM - New Oasis (formerly The Oasis) - Reno, Nevada $27

May 14: 8:00PM - The Grove of Anaheim - Anaheim, California $35

May 15: 8:00PM - The Grove of Anaheim - Anaheim, California $35

May 16: 6:30PM - Marquee Theatre - Tempe, Arizona $33.75

May 18: 7:30PM - Cain's Ballroom - Tulsa, Oklahoma $35.50

May 19: 7:00PM - Palladium Ballroom - Dallas, Texas $30

May 21: 6:30PM - Jannus Landing - St. Petersburg, Florida $30

May 22: 7:00PM - The Masquerade - Atlanta, Georgia $28

May 23: 7:00PM - Tremont Music Hall - Charlotte, New York $30

May 25: 8:30PM - Electric Factory - Philadelphia, Pennsylvania $25

May 26: 6:00PM - The Palladium - Worcester, Massachusetts $31.50

May 27: 6:00PM - The Palladium - Worcester, Massachusetts $31.50

May 29: 6:30PM - The Norva Theatre - Norfolk, Virginia $30

May 30: 6:00PM - Sonar - Baltimore, Maryland $30

May 31: 7:00PM - The Town Ballroom (formerly The Sphere) - Buffalo, New York $27

June 01: 6:00PM - Lifestyle Communities Pavilion - Columbus, Ohio $35

June 02: 8:00PM - Expo 5 - Louisville, Kentucky $30

June 04: 7:30PM - Granada Theatre - Lawrence, Kansas $35

June 05: 7:00PM - Sioux Empire - Sioux Falls, South Dakota (Price unlisted)

June 06: 8:00PM - Rushmore Plaza Civic Center - Rapid City, South Dakota (Price Unlisted)

June 08: 6:00PM - Playmakers - Fargo, North Dakota $24

June 09: 7:00PM - Hawkeye Downs Fair Grounds - Cedar pids, Iowa (Price Unlisted)

June 12: 6:00PM - St. Andrew's - Detroit, Michigan (Price Unlisted)

FOR MORE INFO ON THE TOUR GO TO THEIR MYSPACE PAGE AT http://www.myspace.com/tempestworldtour AND BOOK IT NOW BEFORE THEY'RE SOLD OUT! YOU'LL REGRET IT LATER IF YOU DON'T!

MMFCL MUTHA-FACKOS!
You Are 15% Left Brained, 85% Right Brained
The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports. Are You Right or Left Brained?=================================
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?=================================
Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect
Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.
You have the confidence to make the first move.
And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to work best.
Sometimes you're passionate, sometimes you're a tease. And you're always amazing! Are You a Good Kisser?It's really good to hear your voice sayin' my name, it sounds so sweet comin' from the lips of an Angel, hearin' those words, it makes me weak...
Juggalo or not?

true juggalo
your a mother facking true juggalo MMFWCL keep it fresh homie
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How well do you know ICP?

Juggalo/Juggalette
You know ur shit!
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Your Band Name is:
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You Are a Beagle Puppy
Cheerful, energetic, and happy go lucky.
And you're sense of smell is absolutely amazing! What Breed of Puppy Are You?=============================
You Are a Chimera
You are very outgoing and well connected to many people.
Incredibly devoted to your family and friends, you find purpose in nurturing others.
You are rarely alone, and you do best in the company of others.
You are incredibly expressive, and people are sometimes overwhelmed by your strong emotions. What Mythological Creature Are You?===========================
Your Love Style is Agape
You are a caring, kind, and selfless partner.
Unsurprisingly, your love style is the most rare.
You are willing to sacrfice your world for your sweetie.
Except it doesn't really feel like sacrifice to you.
For you, nothing feels better than giving to the one you love. What's Your Love Style?

Television:


Your Dominant Intelligence is Musical Intelligence
Every part of your life has a beat, and you're often tapping your fingers or toes.
You enjoy sounds of all types, but you also find sound can distract you at the wrong time.
You are probably a gifted musician of some sort - even if you haven't realized it.
Also a music lover, you tend to appreciate artists of all kinds.

You would make a great musician, disc jockey, singer, or composer. What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

Books:


You Are: 40% Dog, 60% Cat
You and cats have a lot in common.
You're both smart and in charge - with a good amount of attitude.
However, you do have a very playful side that occasionally comes out! Are You More Cat or Dog?

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Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 12:13:00 PST

Another Poem, untitled

Another short poem I wrote at work... bored, yet again. Go figure. Comments appreciated!!! ..> Love is rareLife is strangeNot much lastsAnd people changeLife goes onWithout a doubtEven if you stru...
Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:32:00 PST

Untitled Poem

I wrote this poem at work 'cause I was bored... it's short, but COMMENT! Please? :)   I thought I knew what "true love" was But then you came into my life You changed my outlook on everything And...
Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 09:27:00 PST

Wedding Reception PHOTOS!

My new husband and me Everyone pigging out lol... Dan and me pigging out hehehe The decorations we kinda threw together at the last minute... Cutting the cake... And Dan doesn't eat cake, so we ...
Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 09:34:00 PST

Wedding Photos

Me all made up and stuff Me again... nervous as all hell lol Dan and Me Dan and Me again... John all dressed up... everyone together: AWWWW!!! lol This doesn't happen very often!!! In the ...
Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

New Pictures of Patches!!!

Patches looking all pretty and posing for once. Aww, she's posing again ^.^ She wasn't very happy with me putting her in her carrier again......... ....SO I let her out and she sniffed every singl...
Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST

HALLOWEEN IS ALMOST HERE!!

w00t....! Ok, my brother and I carved pumpkins yesterday, so here's some pics...   My brother getting angry at his pumpkin... My brother continuing to work on his pumpkin...   My pumpkin......
Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

Home at LAST!!

Alright, folks... Well, it's over and I'm home. Not for good, though! lol Only for a couple months until Dan and I get married. When that happens, we have paperwork to do for the Army, then we move in...
Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:41:00 PST

I'm Tired of This SHIT!

Well... I'll tell you all right now, officially: I am leaving this Hellhole... I'm not telling y'all when, how, or where I'm going, but I'm leaving... I'm sick and tired of all the people (Drill Serge...
Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:52:00 PST

One last note before I leave...

Let me introduce you... to... And on that note... ...
Posted by Life is finally perfect... on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 06:35:00 PST