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The Ellis-ness

Truly great madness cannot be achieved without significant intelligence.

About Me

I'm a simple man that thinks too much.

I like quiet places with good views. Heaven is a full tank of gas with no destination in particular. Vacation is the middle of nowhere.

Gotta work to earn your play.

Ellis
Utterly Awesome
Since 1981

My Interests

I am 90% Punk Rock.
.. The intelligent punk. From back when punk was Pabst and Lucky Strike Filterless. No makeup, no whining, no excuses...just petty thugs with broken knuckles.I am 99% Asshole.
.. I don't care for most people. If I like you, you'll know. The lack of black eyes is a good indicator.

I'd like to meet:

Should this journey put me face to face with someone I need to meet, then thats fine, I'll do it with a smile....but I'm pretty sure I've met everyone that I care to and there will be no further effort put forth on my part.

Music:

Just about anything...when experienced in a fine environment. When the environment is found lacking, Neil Diamond, Bad Religion and bluegrass are the staples.

Movies:

I'll watch anything...might not like it, but I'll usually withhold my opinions (which are plentiful), until the end.

Television:



adopt an ass kickin'!

Books:

Ones that make me think. Groups of words that make me wish I had a highlighter. It's called reading...top to bottom, left to right...group words together into sentences...take Tylenol for any headaches, Midol for any cramps.

Heroes:

The Old Man. I'm 25 and I still think that my Dad could mentally and physically dominate anyone. It would be a blessing to become even half the man he is. Also, the ones that came before him, my two grandfathers and great uncle, the generation that defined MEN.

My Blog

Paris Hilton...the miscarriage justice never had...

There is only one way Paris Hilton can give back to humanity.  Let us eat her.  She is so jam packed with lean protein....because she has had so much DNA injected into her (cough cough cum d...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 07:46:00 PST

All Amer.....I....Can....and I will.....

Had my last workout at the gym in Boise today.  It felt good.  The Downtown YMCA in Boise, Idaho has an over abundance of middle aged men that adorn their lower body with the most minimal am...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 04:06:00 PST

Nickname....for shame....

I'm watching this show in "Mountain Men" at the moment....fur trappers and the like....my hairy brethren...the trappers, not the trappees.  Tough sons of bitches is what they were...but their cre...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 12:59:00 PST

When I grow up...I want to wear a dress....

And so, here I sit, upon my throne (the couch), with my sceptre (remote), a fine flank from a wild boar (protein bar) and my flagon of mead (milk)...I gaze into my massive fireplace (television) and, ...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:21:00 PST

Goooooooooaaaaaaallllllll...nope....

I was at the gym today, minding my own beeswax (seriously, minding the waxy substance that I secrete from my thorax and form into crude hexagons to house my young and my honey stash) and watching a li...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 02:21:00 PST

Just talking....can be hilarious....

Stupid afternoons.  Kill the time with chatting with friends who are at work, being suckers.  And I pass the hilarity on to you.Zen Master Ellis says:Man!  I love the scene in Superman ...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 03:25:00 PST

Kinda makes you....think.....

I don't go to bed until at least 6am.  This gives me ample time to think.  And as I was thinking earlier, I was trying my best to dent a mammoth bag of Jelly Bellies.  I don't have the ...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

2006.....suck my sticks....

Have you ever watch the Life Aquatic???  You should.  Because when they find the Jaguar Shark at the end, it is a very defining moment.  It shows that life is so random, so surprising, ...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 01:58:00 PST

I think I might have Split (the means to my) Ends.....

So, there I was, cleaning...as usual...I do most the cleaning here, and by "most" I mean "all".  Don't even bother asking Gina...she has a natural aversion to the Truth and will recoil in horror ...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:50:00 PST

Rosie O'Donnell is a stupid bitch....

I'm pretty awesome.  Right now, I'm absorbing a lot of information....I'm watching Waynes World 2 (for some cheap laughs) and Poison Ivy: The New Seduction (go ahead and chuckle, but its only 7 m...
Posted by The Ellis-ness on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 04:10:00 PST